Can’t believe it took this long to be honest.
Thing-to-porn speed is usually dependent on…
1. Actual sexiness of the game.
2. Ability to make genital puns.
The protagonist of Metal Gear Solid is ‘Solid Snake’ for christ’s sake. Why did it take so long?
Anyway, this exists and it looks as terrible as you might expect.
Diamond Dongs though. That’s good porn pun work right there.
Enjoy, goodbye. I’m off to pretend I’ve never heard of Brazzers.
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10 responses to “Metal Gear Solid Has A Brazzers Porn Parody”
The production value looks pretty awesome.
Ok wow. Today I learned that
1. They do SFW trailers for porn now.
2. Production values have got gud…
3. Someone at brazzers both knows games and has a reasonable sense of humour.
4. A porn parody of a game looks like it could be truer to source material than most game-to-film efforts.
But…. Is it art?
If they’d made it in black and white it would have been art. In colour = porn 😛
Looks like it was filmed on the same patch of land they did ‘Full service station’ the FFXV one
Probably better than anything Konami is putting out now, with Kojima gone. Cant wait for the ” Rocket Fist” scene!
I’m really worried about what they’re gonna do with the dog and the horse.
Liquid Snake?
Just wait till Snake has to get to the 2nd floor basement.
“Snake! There’s a secret rear entrance you can use!”
“Rear entrance?!!”
“Yes! It’ll be a tight squeeze but I know you can do it!”
Has the author of this article forgotten rule 34?