"Well, the abuse is quite instantaneous."
Yes, this is comedy. It isn't real obviously, but I thought this perfectly skewers the complete inability of police to understand video games on any level whatsoever. A fact we were alerted to recently in Australia when NSW Police Minister Troy Grant went on TV to complain about a seven-year-old Grand Theft Auto IV mod.
I guess the serious side to this is law enforcement's terrible record on dealing with online threats in any meaningful way whatsoever. Yep, that needs an update for sure.
Also, I'm Scottish, so if anyone needs any translation help, I'll be available in the comments.