Forget in-depth 4000 word reviews with video, GIFs, images... all you need is one sentence on a coloured piece of card and a rating out of five.
I know this is the review you've all been waiting for.
And yes, the Switch really is a Zelda machine right now. Still 5 stars though.
And don't forget about 1-2 Switch, even though pretty much everyone else on the planet has.