Sure you can run. Or you could get on a horse. You could jump off a super high mountain and glide for you bit.
Or -- hear me out here -- you could freeze an enormous rock in time, hit it with a big hammer, then hold on for dear life and the stored kinetic energy launches you into orbit.
This is now my preferred mode of travel.
This innovative method was pioneered by speed runner Venick, the man who claims to hold the current Zelda: Breath of the Wild speed run record at 1:05:17.09.
Watch this and be amazed.
A glimpse into the future of BotW speedruns. pic.twitter.com/2a7dFRaXEN
— Venick (@Venick409) March 8, 2017
Okay, hands up who is trying this when they get home tonight? I'm actually right next to the perfect rock for this. Right at the top of a big arse mountain.
I recommend following Venick's Twitch stream if you can. I will definitely be checking it out for future insane things to try.