You did it. You finally got that sweet armour set you’ve been assembling for days. You look like a million bucks. Time to parade around town being shiny AF and… oh no. You found a new chest plate with slightly better stats. Have fun being a damn circus clown for the next 20 hours.
I’ve been playing a lot of Zelda: Breath of the Wild lately, and I have to admit: my Link has been the victim of more than a few fashion crimes.
screw your set bonuses, I’m in this for the *art* pic.twitter.com/CJO21H0LAq
— Nathan Grayson (@Vahn16) April 1, 2017
This outfit almost works, until you realise that the Blood Mohawk Helm Of Genghis Khan looks goofy as heck on beautiful boy-man Link Zeldanson, the tunic is a patchwork quilt torn from the loving hands of somebody’s grandmother, and the greaves belong in a different fantasy universe altogether. But the helm grants me an attack bonus! And I’ve got a fairy power-up on my tunic! It’s like my grandmother always used to say: “Form comes second to function when giants won’t stop stomping on you.”
This is hardly the only ugly outfit my Link has spent hours running around in. Here are others:
Also, special props to my friend Andrew Goldfarb, who has resolutely dedicated himself to playing through all of Breath of the Wild with Link in a Nintendo Switch shirt:
tfw you realize the power of the nintendo switch pic.twitter.com/8be8SsBWfC
— Andrew Goldfarb (@garfep) March 29, 2017
Other examples: I was guilty of making Geralt look like he got fashion advice from a rock troll in The Witcher 3, and I’ll never forget my Tauren shaman in World of Warcraft, who spent most of his hardcore raiding glory days looking like a mix between a Christmas tree and a grade school paper mache volcano experiment.
Basically, this video from ProZD sums it up:
What are the worst fashion crimes you’ve committed in the name of stats (or because, god forbid, you enjoy being the outfit equivalent of any dance club mash-up involving “Last Resort” by Papa Roach)?
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10 responses to “Show Us Your Ugliest Video Game Outfits”
Sadly, don’t have screenshots of it, but my best worst outfit was probably in the first Kotor game. I dressed Carth Onassi in hot pink armor and gave him a very tacky pink visor as his helm. I really hated Carth, and yet ironically this has become one of the most enduring memories I have of the game.
I had the most outrageous and hideous outfit in Saints Row 3. Not gonna re-install it just to take a screenie though.
Can I just say: Plaideweave
Not ugliest, but my greatest…. http://imgur.com/a/elhRw APB Reloaded let you make your own designs…..
If only I knew this was coming, I would’ve compiled a photo album of every single RPG where the best armour in the game is also the ugliest.
I am proud of my fashion creations in Dragon Age: Inquisition
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLF_WuaAOsP/
Two words: Burning Crusade
All of end game WoW.
I spent weeks doing nothing but transmogging the hell outta my Troll Hunter until he looked awesome
That’s it? Just a bunch of Zelda? Where are the MMO games, Witcher, GTA, Souls games and so on.
http://m.imgur.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/2Angjv3