Genital Jousting has just gotten a bunch of … disturbing new modes to celebrate the American summer. Which means it’s a great time to remind everyone that the internet’s favourite dicks-on-dicks game still isn’t available in Australia, at least not officially.
To rub a little more salt into the gaping sphincter, here’s all of the cool stuff we’re missing out on right now:
Looks like the kind of stuff you’d want a game like Genital Jousting to add. Variety is essential with a couch co-op game like this, although for some people the pitch of “I’m going to virtually fuck you in the butt” on Friday night is all they need.
As someone who hosts a fair few game nights, it’s a bit annoying that Genital Jousting still isn’t available locally. So I reached out to Devolver for an update on the situation. Unsurprisingly, not much has changed.
Devolver and the developer Free Lives decided not to seek a rating in territories where we understood the game would be refused one. We are sorry that this has meant there are gamers who fancied some penis themed fun cannot.
In other words, you’ll still need a VPN or generous benefactor from a more civilised nation to get Genital Jousting on your PC. Alternatively, you could just follow Devolver’s advice from when Hotline Miami was banned, although I’d rather just give Free Lives some money directly.