Everyone makes purchases they regret. You might buy an expensive toy, binge on cartons of ice cream, get a fancy dress, or you might buy too many copies of a Top Gun video game.
On March 24, games archivist and Video Game History Foundation director Frank Cifaldi noticed an unusual auction on eBay. The listing contained 20 unboxed copies of Top Gun for the NES, two boxed copies, two Famicom copies, 13 copies of Top Gun: The Second Mission, and one copy of Top Gun: Combat Zones for the PlayStation 2. It also included copies of the film on VHS and laserdisc, as well as a handwritten letter from the seller.
I think we can all relate to this horrible eBay auction pic.twitter.com/C6lQiTuHVP
— Frank Cifaldi (@frankcifaldi) March 23, 2017
"This lot is a testimony to what depression will do to a man," the seller, Will Forgham, wrote in the eBay listing. "I do not know why I did this. I don't even like Top Gun."
The listing recalled another well known auction for a fridge filled with Jurassic Park games. It's a bizarre collection that could have been little more than an oddity until it was purchased by game engineer Chris Larkin, who works at Other Ocean Interactive. Larkin purchased the listing for for $US99 ($131).
"Top Gun for the NES was one of my favourite games as a kid," Larkin told Kotaku. "I also was and still am the only person I know that can land the plane on the carrier every single time."
In a handwritten letter to Larkin, Forgham attributes his Top Gun collecting spree to an incident where his girlfriend at the time cheated on him:
Well here it is folks, THE Top Gun letter. I have been in contact with him and all is good now. The burden is now mine, and I am the legend pic.twitter.com/3j6VukrnAq
— Chris Larkin (@Cupcakus) March 31, 2017
"Your girlfriend cheats on you and what do you know - you suddenly own way too many copies of Top Gun," Forgham said.
The tragic nature of Forgham's collection and his subsequent difficulty selling it lead Larkin to believe the collection was troubled.
"I like to think that the collection carries some sort of curse that binds its owner into continually collecting more and more for no real particular reason," Larkin said.
Larkin has since placed the collection behind his desk at the Other Ocean offices and hopes that it may pass into someone else's hands in time. The carts lay arranged in a miniature shrine, with the chief position reserved for a used copy with the title written on in marker. He's also received additional donations and offers for new Top Gun merchandise to add to the collection, including a pachinko machine.
"I think it says something deep about our collective cultural yearning for our media to be tangible again," Cifaldi said.
Whether this compulsion to collection random media speaks to something greater is hard to say. One thing is certain: With that display of charity, Larkin is one hell of a wingman.