Look, the Xbox One X seems okay. Sea of Thieves is alright. Anthem. Sure, why not.
Let’s be real here. E3 2017 is all about Bruz The Chopper, the Australian Orc in Shadow of War, the upcoming sequel to Shadow Of Mordor.
At this point I cannot confirm whether or not he is actually voiced by the same dude who was Bruce the Shark in Finding Nemo, but every atom in my being is currently willing it to be true.
All I can currently confirm is Bruz the Chopper is a deadset legend and Robbo saw him doing some sick doughies in the McDonalds carpark in Dubbo. No idea how he fit in the car. Bruz is a big dude.
The people love Bruz.
YEAH NAH FUCKIN BRUZ HERE MATE, THATS A NICE RING YOU GOT THERE GI'US A GEEZE
— Jiggs (@jiggsy) June 11, 2017
— JoabE3 (@Joabyjojo) June 11, 2017
if anything bad happens to Bruz the Chopper I'm turning this off
— twenty griffinteen (@griffinmcelroy) June 11, 2017
Bruz for Prime Minister.
— Dan Crowd (@itsdancrowd) June 11, 2017
Bruz the Chopper: Sass lord.
— Dann Sullivan (@FBFDann) June 11, 2017
Bruz the chopper is the best guy and no one will convince me otherwise #E3
— VaguelySomeone (@VaguelySomeone) June 11, 2017
Everyone wants to fuck Bruz
— Jay (@SrutisJay) June 11, 2017
Yeah uh… sure. Why not.
And of course someone has already stolen @BruzTheChopper on Twitter.
— BruzTheChopper (@BruzTheChopper) June 11, 2017
Brace yourself people. Bruz is about to become a big deal.