It’s that time again! If you’ve been creeping around the office all day trying not to spoil the most recent Game Of Thrones episode for your coworkers who may be a bit behind, jump on in here and have a look at what the rest of the internet thinks about Episode 2: Stormborn.
Now I don’t know about you guys, but I find Daenerys’s one of the least interesting in the show, but because the episode’s called ‘Stormborn’ of course we’re going to start with her. First up, Dany brings up some concerns that she probably should have raised before she sailed to Westeros with Varys…
Daenerys: did you try to have me killed?
Varys: omg that was like one time
— Sansa sᴛᴀʀᴋ (@TheDove_Stark) July 24, 2017
But, more importantly, let’s talk about how many powerful women are sitting in that war room!
Can we all admit how badass it is to have Daenerys Targaryen, Olenna Tyrell, Ellaria Sand, and Yara Greyjoy plotting war? #GoT
— James Chase Sanchez (@JChaseSanchez) July 24, 2017
And not just that war room, but the entirety of Westeros right now.
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) July 24, 2017
Back to Daenerys — she’s summoned Jon Snow to her, which apparently makes a whole lot of shippers happy.
— Patrícia (@PICS92) July 24, 2017
Others are more excited about some different partnerships, though.
Personally, there’s only one moment this episode that I will applaud Jon Snow for.
— Kim Renfro (@kimrrenfro) July 24, 2017
Next we have a touching moment with Grey Worm and Missandei that some people thought was a waste of time. Still, this is Game of Thrones and Season 7 has been sorely lacking in sex scenes so far.
But… did they forget something?
— George Alborn (@GeorgeAlborn) July 24, 2017
Back in the Citadel, Sam is determined to one-up his super gross scene from last week. People were grudgingly impressed.
Some people are kinda concerned how Jorah’s going to look post-surgery, though.
Meanwhile, Game Of Thrones’ MVP has returned…
But this isn’t the only reunion we’re getting.
Down with the Greyjoys and the Sand Snakes, shit starts going down. People are ambivalent about the seasons’ first major deaths…
Euron himself is happy about it of course.
— Pilou Asbaek (@PilouAsbaek) July 23, 2017
Yara, on the other hand, is not.
How could you be with a brother like that?
Some of us can relate, though.
Life: *slight inconvenience*
Me: *pulls a Theon*
— Victoria Aveyard?? (@VictoriaAveyard) July 24, 2017
I think this summed up episode 2 pretty succinctly:
Some people like Game of Thrones for the plot, the characters, or the action. I like it cuz it's got neat animals and is pro-cunnilingus.
— Marty Sliva (@McBiggitty) July 25, 2017