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Splatoon 2 has gone down a treat for most Switch owners, which isn't much of a surprise. The original was a good game, only hampered by the fact that it was on a vastly unpopular platform.
So the latest Honest Trailers, which covers Splatoon 2, walks more or less the path you think it would. It's a fun shooter that doesn't concentrate on the wholesale slaughter of your opponents, save for the Salmon Run mode which seems to be some kind of egg trafficking operation for Mr. Grizz.
The things we do for fresh shirts.
Also, I have to concur: please ink your spawn. Please.