"When you look at your phone, it'll shoot thousands of lasers straight into your pores. Then it sucks out your soul, much like a Dementor."
Welcome to the iPhone X.
Apple's launches are always plenty of pomp and circumstance, so they're ripe fodder for mockery. Enter stage right, Jacksfilms.
"It's like catfishing for a whole new generation."
New tech is great, but maybe not as fun as the memes people make out of it.