Meet Physical Contact: Picture Place.
The Switch eShop has plenty of puzzle/party games on its store. That’s fine. What’s odd about Physical Contact: Picture Place is the description:
Any partner who is between two friends, parents, friends, lover, etc is OK.
… OK. That’s not the kind of description you see often on the eShop store.
It gets weirder.
“If you use the handicap function you will be able to match the levels of the two players and the match will get even hotter.
The exclamation mark has a line of its own.
“I am new with jewelry attire and have prepared a lot of support functions.”
Is this still a video game??
“Even with a little time on the move or going out, the time of two people is enjoyable and the intimacy goes up. Of course, if you play Joy-Con from the main body, you can play with a distance without closing.”
I don’t know what this game is. It’s only $5.70, though. That’s not much to pay to get intimate with some Joy-Cons.