Win A Copy Of Total War: Warhammer 2 By Doing This Extremely Dumb Thing

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Oh hey friends. Total War: Warhammer 2 has dropped and to celebrate we've team up with SEGA to give away 5 LIMITED EDITIONS of the game. And we've gone super weird on the entry mechanic this time around.

We're kicking it old school and drawing inspiration from Warhammer's tabletop days. To enter, we want you to create your very own Warhammer figurine... from the ordinary stuff you have laying around your house. And you have to give it a name.

As an example, Alex made a Hydra Tank from jelly snakes and Chupa Chups:

Image: Kotaku Australia

I know you can do better.

To be eligible you'll need to leave a photo or link (such as Imgur) to your photo in the comments below AND tell us the name of your unit.

It can be based off a real Warhammer or 40K unit, or you can make up your own. Just be sure to give it a great name! As always, keep it clean and inoffensive!

No proper models, kits, paints or anything that resembles real models can be used. Everyday household items only.

The competition is restricted to Australian residents only and make sure you use a valid email address in your Kotaku profile so we can contact you if you win.

The competition is limited to one entry per person and one prize per winner. You can read the rest of the terms and conditions here.

The competition will end on October 9th 2017 at 12pm and winners will be announced shortly afterwards. Good luck and may paint jobs win!


    I present the Cardorlica Boardicus Battle Titan..
    Tasked with defending the Forge world of the Dining Table sector..

    I met a traveller from an antique land,
    Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
    And on the pedestal, these words appear:
    My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
    Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

    Last edited 02/10/17 9:39 pm

      Mate, can you reupload those to imgur?

      Edit: Malwarebytes was giving me massive red flags on the links you had above, so I've removed them from the above comment just as a (probably unnecessary, but you can never be too sure) precaution.

        Sigh yes i can indeed, not sure why it flagged...

          Probably the vanilla pepsi max box in the picture. That stuff ain't right.

    Behold the Killer Cup!
    Components include:
    Coffee Cup body
    Disposable razor cover feet
    Battery legs
    Spice jar cap hips
    Clothes peg pinchy claw
    Matchbox missile launcher
    Sriracha cap made into left shoulder and both missile muzzles
    Compressed air spraycan cap right shoulder
    Cereal box teeth
    Lots of wire. Some blood

    First off, I hate you guys for forcing me to make this abomination. I'm a massive Lizardmen fan, so seeing my scaly friends in Total War: Warhammer 2 makes me very happy (unlike this competition).

    I have recreated my favourite unit which is the Kroxigor, these cold blooded dudes know how to have a good time. So I call this unit: Gator-rad

    Ingredients: Only things within arms reach on my desk

    Fold back clips
    Push pins (for deadly goodness)
    Sticky Tape
    Post it notes
    Shame, so much shame.

    I kept the unit size to be about the real size of a Kroxigor unit. Thanks and I hate you, I feel a part of me died making this (may have secretly had fun). I'll let you know if they let me use this as a substitute model in my next game.

    Last edited 05/10/17 1:00 pm

    Hi there! First post here on Kotaku, so excited for this competition! Hope I'm not too late.

    This miniature will be familiar to anybody who plays games workshop games!

    Would love to pick up Warhammer 2 Total War but it's still a bit expensive for me (my miniature took the majority of my resources to build!) but hoping I can catch the judges eye!

    Thank you :)

    So, i've up scaled the mini scale, slightly - still used household items though :P

    I present to you the work horse of many Planetary Defense Forces - The Chibi Attack APC
    You will notice the pinnacle in anti-personnel armaments here, the avenger gatling cannon, forward mounted on the hull, with a limited movement turret for a 90 degree field of fire.
    This particular vehicle is piloted by none other than General Hedius of the Loopsilon Prime PDF. A fearsome tank commander never afraid to say "drive me closer so i can hit them with my sword".
    The image above shows the troop compartment with a squad of assault specialists ready to deploy at a moments notice, while a dedicated Tech Priest works diligently to keep the transport's machine spirit appeased.

    The Emperor protects.

    And so does several inches of armour plating and big guns.

    I know very little about Warhammer. So here's my interpretation.
    Presenting, the Sponge-Footed Kiwi-saurus!

    Kudos to the awesome idea of how to enter this competition!

    Rise... my Zombie Stationary-Dragon.

    I resurrected this winged monstrosity through an unholy combination of black magic and sticky tape.

    Got a few dirty looks for using up all the office's bulldog clips, I hope it was worth it!

    Oh yeah, assembled with the following:
    -9 bulldog clips
    -6 coffee stirrers
    -1 A4 page
    -1 sticky tape
    -1 liquid paper
    -1 piece of blue-tack
    -1 red post-it note


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