We recently asked you to create your own old school Warhammer figurines from the ordinary stuff you have laying around the house. The prize? A limited edition copy of Total War: Warhammer 2.
My god, the stuff you sent in. Here are our winners.
Killer Cup by @jacka
Image: @jacka
Components include:
– Coffee Cup body
– Disposable razor cover feet
– Battery legs
– Spice jar cap hips
– Clothes peg pinchy claw
– Matchbox missile launcher
– Sriracha cap made into left shoulder and both missile muzzles
– Compressed air spraycan cap right shoulder
– Cereal box teeth
– Lots of wire
– Some blood
Alex says this looks like Warhammer Trubbish. I think it’s reminiscent of Penny Arcade’s Fruit [email protected]#er. You decide.
Undead Knight by @oddymagoo
Image: @oddymagoo
“Behold, an Undead Knight on his Demon Steed!”
The cutest Warhammer figurine I’ve ever seen. I want it for my desk.
Captain Conemitts by @welbot
Image: @welbot
Leader of the Heavy Armour Corp front line troops. The Gratest Soldier ever!
I’ll pay that level of bad puns.
Skaven Doomwheel by @jimfar
Image: @jimfar
Prepared whilst consuming Skaven wine and warpstone liquor.
Anyone who knows Warhammer will get the clever joke. Plus, it included my greatest love — cheese. Well played.
Dark Side of the Chuloopa by @chuloopa
Image: @chuloopa
Image: @chuloopa
“I present to you the work horse of many Planetary Defense Forces – The Chibi Attack APC
You will notice the pinnacle in anti-personnel armaments here, the avenger gatling cannon, forward mounted on the hull, with a limited movement turret for a 90 degree field of fire.
This particular vehicle is piloted by none other than General Hedius of the Loopsilon Prime PDF. A fearsome tank commander never afraid to say ‘Drive me closer so I can hit them with my sword.’
The image above shows the troop compartment with a squad of assault specialists ready to deploy at a moments notice, while a dedicated Tech Priest works diligently to keep the transport’s machine spirit appeased.
The Emperor protects. And so does several inches of armour plating and big guns.”
A+ for exploiting your child’s cuteness for personal gain. This is adorable.
Thanks to everyone who entered and a big congratulations to the winners! Keep an eye on your inboxes for an email from us soon!
Love it Loops.
Love it.
These are all amazing
Hehe. I was going for one of these guys, but I’ll take it.
https://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2013/6/28/511201_md-Killa%20Cans%2C%20Orks%2C%20Killer%20can%203.JPG
Thanks folks. Was a fun little project.
You Killer Kan (Kup) was awesome – WAAAAAAGHH!
Awesome! Thanks heaps Kotaku! Best competition idea ever btw 🙂
I know who Oddy is, I knows a kotaku famous persons!!11.
Well done mate!
Well deserved,great job all!
HOORAY!!!
CHILD EXPLOITATION!
To be fair, she wanted to build a cubby house, so i was like – “Cubby house?! ”
“Child – I shall build you the finest cubby tank no money can buy! And I shall use it shamelessly to win, and you shall be my glorious mantlepiece!”
This outcome is most satisfactory. My offspring shall recieve double rations tonight and a choccy bickie to celebrate!
Thanks Kotaku! 😀
lol I totally forgot about this til I checked my email! Cheers! Glad you enjoyed my punny entry 😉
Worthy winners.
Does a small child count as “ordinary stuff you have laying around the house”? 🙂
Yeah – she’s pretty ordinary. Not genius IQ shining through yet. She did pretty much potty train herself, though, which was nice.
And does do a fair bit of laying around the house when the hyperactivity finally wears her out.
*ahem*