Destiny 2 Players: Maybe Don't Pledge Dead Orbit Today

If you play Destiny 2, you have a choice in this week's Faction Rally. You can pledge New Monarchy or Future War Cult. Or, if you really, really want to, you can pledge Dead Orbit.

This week is Destiny 2's second Faction Rally, and the first one since the game came out on PC. That means that, starting today, you can pledge to one of the game's three factions.

Once you've pledged, you'll spend this week earning tokens to spend toward that faction's distinctive armour and weapons. At the end of the week, whichever faction got the most tokens across all three platforms will win.

Those who pledged the winning faction will be able to buy a "reward weapon" for cheap. Everyone else can get the winning faction's reward weapon as well, but they will have to pay a lot more.

If you play much Destiny, you probably know by now how to tell the three factions apart. Future War Cult has the best guns and the worst shaders. New Monarchy has the best armour and the worst politics. And Dead Orbit has the worst everything and yet remains, somehow, the most popular.

Dead Orbit won the first Faction Rally despite having demonstrably inferior gear to both New Monarchy and Future War Cult. Blame the fact that they had some cool shaders in the first Destiny; blame people's love for Peter Stormare's performance as Arach Jalaal.

Blame the fact that Dead Orbit -- whose members like to call themselves "Space Goths" -- is basically the only Destiny faction with a discernible personality. Whatever the cause, the rest of us were left being asked to overpay for a mediocre scout rifle.

The only truth this thing tells is that grenade launchers are bad.

This time around, the difference in rewards is even more clear-cut. If Future War Cult wins, everyone gets a fusion rifle. If New Monarchy wins, everyone gets a sword. I'll grant you that neither of those rewards is all that exciting. But get this: if Dead Orbit wins, everyone gets a grenade launcher.

Destiny 2 grenade launchers are so bad that this almost feels like a test. It's as if the game is saying, ok, you all seem to like Dead Orbit. But do you like them enough to support them even if it means you'll get a grenade launcher for your trouble?

Don't do it. I know you want to. If you're reading this, you're probably thinking, "Ha ha, I am going to pledge Dead Orbit just to piss everyone off." Ignore the little voice in your head. You're better than that.


Comments

    Dead Orbit had the BEST shaders, thank you very much. And since I'm playing on PC, I didn't get to pledge to them last time, so guess which I'm doing this time? Also, fuckyeah, grenade launcher.

      With the exploits last time, many people got an abundance of shaders from every faction.

      I got most of the gear from each faction thabks to 600 odd tokens for each.

        New exploit that won't last long so get farming- https://youtu.be/zxT4mpEKVMs

        I've gone New Monarchy on my main again. Best shaders for weapons.

          Did they patch the previous exploits. I was amazed that passed testing.

            Apparently. I wasn't paying attention during the last one.

        PC player here, so this IS the first time. Gotta make it count! To hell with whatever the people want who already got theirs!

          Then yeah, best shaders for sure!

    New Monarchy for that Titan set. Space Knight ftw.

    Gotta applaud them (dead orbit) for the number of variation on black and white shaders! lol

    https://ibb.co/nkGk0w

    FWC FTW!

      I don't know why there is so much hate for FWC's shaders myself. The color combo looks great on my titan.

    Gotta be fwc this time for that the number gun and that's it really

    I don't know what you're talking about in regards to new monarchy having the best armour. sure it's fancy, but that's all it is.. I have received the warlock chest piece over and over again from my regular legendary drops.. without the faction logo! I already have the fancy armour and have no need for their shaders.

    I went Dead orbit, because stat wise... Stat wise their armour is better! Dead orbit stacks on the resilience for warlocks when most warlock gear that drops is rightfully recovery based. but there is something to be said about having a good balance between recovery and resilience.

    I don't know about the other classes, but other than resilient armour, the only thing I found worthy from the other factions was the possibility of rolling a Future War Cult hand cannon with timed explosives that sound like they would essentially all explode at once and deal a bigger explosion rewarding you for accuracy.. but who cares when almost everyone has a sun shot!!

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