If You Were A Loot Box, What Loot Would You Drop?

We’ve talked a lot about loot boxes in 2017. But let’s turn them around into something fun. Let’s turn ourselves into loot boxes.

Let’s say you’re a loot box. You arrive in someone’s inventory. They click on you. They watch your fancy animation.

What pops out?

If I was a loot box, I’d probably drop virtual food that you could throw at other players. On the low end you might get basic things like pastries and cream pies. Better chance items would include Four and Twenty pies, Bunnings-branded sausage rolls, Vegemite toast and pavlova.

What about yourselves? And feel free to discuss the cosmetics too – what’s your animation look like? Are you shaped like a metal box, or a Metal Gear Solid-style cardboard box? Let us know below!


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