Splatoon 2's Lobby Ain't What It Used To Be

Splatoon 2's hub world of Inkopolis is a place to relax, try out new gear, and share awesome art. When the game launched in July, it was a metropolis brimming with positive illustrations. Five months later, it looks like a shitpost disaster town.

The quality of art in Splatoon 2 has long been dependent on the game's players, because they're the people Nintendo has empowered to fill it with art. The Nintendo Switch game lets users draw messages that other players can see if they encounter your character in the game's hub world.

Back in July, the messages often displayed amazing pieces of fan art. Dedicated fans would post new drawings of their favourite characters every day and nearly photo-realistic images.

At its height, Inkopolis featured art like this:

Now Inkopolis is full of stuff like this:

A literal shit post, if you will.

There have always been some shitposting and injokes in Inkopolis. It's never just been a museum for great fan-art. Inkopolis was both a gallery and message board. Post were often positive and part of interesting ongoing discussions. It was common for the lobby to fill up with LGBTQ-positive posts as well as art-heavy discussions about furries.

This melting pot of art and in-jokes kept things fresh but the scale never tipped towards one end of the other. After a small break from Splatoon 2, I've found that the dynamic has dramatically shifted. Outside of art related to the competitive "this versus that" Splatfests, Inkopolis teems with bizarre in-jokes and memes that drown out most art. One of the most perplexing examples was a recent obsession with toe sucking.

Toe Sucking was a heated topic for about two weeks.

Splatoon 2's latest memes have devolved beyond art and into the realm of pure shitposting to rival the most cavalier message boards. It's truly bizarre to watch daily Callie art and lingering Splatfest allegiance posts give way to an extended war about sexual fetishes. This is particularly strange within a Nintendo game aimed at all age groups.

It's largely harmless but Inkopolis' tonal shift from celebratory art show to snickering in-jokes is one of the most bizarre transitions I've ever encountered in a gaming lobby.

Daily Callie, by Trevor, is one of the few art posts going strong.

Weekly memes reached their nadir recently as certain community members rallied around a player named Craig. Craig received a 14 day suspension from Nintendo for poor conduct during online play and and inappropriate nickname. At the time of his suspension, Craig was using the name "Bike Cuck".

The name meant to poke fun at an online comic about a stolen bike also incorporated a common insult of forum trolls and the alt-right. Craig told Kotaku that he deserved to be banned but his story nevertheless came to dominate Inkopolis. It only faded away with the arrival of the latest Splatfest: socks versus sweaters.

Perhaps I'm blinded by nostalgia for Splatoon 2's launch or have missed some recent great art thanks to also taking time out to play other games. Nevertheless, returning to Inkopolis only to drown in the sea of memes takes some of the magic out of the Splatoon 2 experience.

A few weeks ago, a gorgeous mural in my neighbourhood was covered with a hasty piece of throw-up. Inkopolis evokes a similar feeling; something special feels like it's been painted over and I'm not sure if I'll ever get it back.


    I don't know how to even draw on the Switch (I only got it on Monday)... I used my Wii U to draw more than play games (Art Academy titles are awesome).
    Does my Switch have a stylus I missed noticing?

      Nah no stylus. For memory there is a webpage you can use to upload drawings to Splatoon 2 otherwise finger painting or joy stick drawing is what you get

        Haven't heard about this web page. Unless it just converts images into the two-colour bitmap format fit for transferring? As far as I know you need an ATtiny or the like to emulate a USB controller and automate the inputs.

    There's only one way to save Splatoon 2.

    In 2018, we will


    Coming to a lobby near you.

    There are machine hacks people used to get pictures onto Splatoon 2 (like the first image at the top). But memes and junk have always been there, once all the weird Furrys finished with their sex fetish, they moved on to crap like toe sucking and supporting "Cucks". This is why Nintendo has issues enabling voice and text chat on their systems. Since everyone knows Nintendo is all ages, the freaks come out to try and ruin it for the kids, or tries to prey on them.

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