Doom Is The Ultimate Holiday Game

OK, hear me out.

Christmas might be contained in its dread North Pole tomb until it bursts free next year and once again unleashes festive hell on earth, but we are still very much in the midst of the holiday season. This means that many of us, myself included, remain under our relatives' roofs, or they're under ours.

To pass the time, I've been playing 2016's Doom on the Switch. I tend to lose myself in a game or two every holiday season, but never before has one clicked like this — let alone one that I've previously beaten on another platform. I've come to the inescapable conclusion that Doom is the ultimate holiday game. Let's run down the reasons.

Blasting away my inner demons

This is the most obvious of the bunch. Returning home for the holidays is super relaxing until it's super not. Family getting on your nerves? Kill some demons. Uncle wants to argue more about Colin Kaepernick? Kill some demons. Is your mind, bored and listless, probing the cracks and crevices that lead to the traumatic childhood origins of your neuroses? Definitely kill some demons.

Even on the Switch's tiny speakers, Doom's audio makes it all so satisfying. Each meaty crunch is like an egg cracking open, your stress and anger oozing out. Oh, and then there's the metal AF soundtrack, which science says will calm you down (probably).

Bridging the generation gap

The original Doom came out in 1993, when hardly anyone was alive and there were no Spider-Man movies, let alone reboots, yet. Your parents might have played it, or failing that, come to fear it after scaremongering convinced them it'd turn you into a Satanist who was too cool for them to handle. In this way, 2016's Doom can not only help you calm down after stressful interactions with your family, but also strengthen the bonds between you. "Look, mum and dad," you might say, "I am, in fact, an extremely cool Satanist now, but this game is a lot like that one from 1993, and it can teach you to be an extremely cool Satanist, too. Also nostalgia or something."

Chainsawing the clutter

When did the holidays get so complicated? Used to be, you'd open some presents, eat some food, and sleep until the football men disappeared from the television. Now there's hours, even days, of preparation involved, not to mention countless Facebook events and social obligations to juggle.

Doom has a chainsaw.

Close your eyes. Imagine it revving up and slicing right through all your troubles as your troubles' feeble hands rise to block it, only to give way like blood-soaked wrapping paper. Inhale. Exhale. Smile. Did you know that this is how Santa obtained enlightenment and became king of Christmas? It's true. Look it up.

Eating, but never becoming full

Doom is a sumptuous dessert plate in video game form. Every interaction, whether it's nailing a Hell Knight with a shotgun blast or just clambering onto a ledge, is rich with full-bodied flavour. And yet, it will never make you feel sick or gain weight. It's the best part of the holidays, infinitely repeatable.

Decking the halls with boughs of holly (and demon guts)

Is there anything more holiday-appropriate than punching demons, the spawn of Hell, so hard that they break in half and decorate the landscape and walls around them with festive arterial sprays? I mean, seriously.

Ringing in the new year

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, Doom is a New Year's odyssey. The subtext is so plain to see that it's practically just regular text. There are fireworks all over the place, and everyone's drunk — or I guess zombie demons, but that's basically the same thing.

More importantly, though, it's a game about resolve. Doom Guy's single-minded determination to break everything by kicking it to death no matter how much various jerks in his life protest is truly inspiring. You want a role model for your New Year's resolution? Look no further. This year, I resolve to be more like Doom Guy in everything I do(om).


    Kotaku I would have to say that Bethesda and id Software’s Doom on the Nintendo Switch is probably not the ultimate holiday game for the new year. Because my parents and I still think it’s a stupid game with all that blood and gore and that Doom still contains high impact violence and with Wolfenstein II coming to the Nintendo Switch later in the year. I prefer Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as my ultimate holiday game for 2018 along with Super Mario Odyssey, ARMS, Rockstar Games L.A Noire, Ubisoft and Snowdrop’s Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle, BANDAI NAMCO’S Pokken Tournament Deluxe and Game of the Year award winner The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. Give us a different game rather than Doom as the ultimate holiday game Kotaku. It’s 2018 and we should be excited for more exciting games coming to the Nintendo Switch with over 10 million units already sold and we’re expecting to get some first and third party support from publishers and developers like Activision.
    Also Kotaku get a goddamn life.

    Doom is just an excellent game. It's good any time.

    Well, Nathan, I can only speak for myself, but liked the article, as well as appreciated the humour in it... i feel perhaps some people are taking things a little too seriously!
    Doom was my go to Switch game this holiday season also. I couldn't put my PS4 in my backpack and take that with me to the family Xmas party, but I sure could take my Switch. I too appreciated being able to play through it on a handheld.

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