Look, it's the one fan-made Pokemon-themed thing that hasn't received a cease-and-desist from Nintendo this year! Maybe because Nintendo aren't willing to come up with their own official replacement for it?
Australian Etsy retailer, Geeky Sex Toys, is selling Pokémon inspired dildos called Pokémoan -- and they're fantastic. For $68.32 you can choose from four unique silicon designs that are modelled on Pikachu and the three starters -- Charmander, Bulbasaur and Squirtle. The latter two already sound filthy, so it's a perfect fit. Hopefully.
Not a fan of Pokémon? No problem! As the store name suggests, they also sell other geeky sex toys inspired by the likes of Sailor Moon, Game of Thrones and Star Wars.
I'm hoping that one day we'll see the seller branch out a little more. Everyone loves a Slowpoke, after all. Bellsprout for the boys? Perhaps an Electabuzz vibrator or some Ekans beads? So many inappropriate possibilities!