Kingdom Hearts III got a new trailer last night and by all accounts it's going to release sometime this year. But what we really need to talk about is the wonderful abomination that is the Monsters, Inc. version of Goofy.
For anyone unfamiliar with the games, Kingdom Hearts is about Donald Duck, Goofy, and a boy named Sora and their travels too and from various Disney and Final Fantasy-themed kingdoms.
I mean, it's about a whole lot more than that, so much more than that that just thinking about it is giving me a headache, but that's the core of the game. Every time the trio shows up in a new kingdom, they change form to match the scenery. A sort of "when in Rome" deal.
And so with the announcement of Monsters, Inc. being in the new game, we have Monsters, Inc. Donald, Sora, and ... Goofy.
For instance, above is the Atlantica Goofy from the Kingdom Hearts' world based on The Little Mermaid. There's also a Halloween Town version for when the crew does The Nightmare Before Christmas and even a Tron version. They were all pretty low-key. Goofy as a turtle was about as weird as it got.
Now there's green Goofy, a cross between a non-speaking Dragon Tales character and someone with a soft spot for long bong rips. It's next level, and depending on who you ask either terrifying or amazing.
if you could just imagine for a second, if Max was in KH3 pic.twitter.com/OHLNk4FB4q
— jack (@msmp__) February 11, 2018
Why is scooby-doo in KH3? pic.twitter.com/HhYtNj7qWd
— GriffLer (@GriffLeer) February 10, 2018
monster's inc goofy is literally the most terrifying character design to have ever been in a final fantasy game pic.twitter.com/SEDzUZkPV5
— D????CFUTURE (@topherflorence) February 10, 2018
Goofy looks so goofy and I love it pic.twitter.com/iChJ9kxgc0
— Sora (@SirKeyblade) February 10, 2018
Monster's Inc Goofy is a meme now pic.twitter.com/4xARgduyc2
— The Living Tombstone (@LivingTombstone) February 10, 2018
Goofy looks like he just injected the dankest of marijuanas pic.twitter.com/4WfdTQaGIv
— Austin Eruption (@AustinEruption) February 10, 2018
Donald and Goofy look like god's abominations. pic.twitter.com/FMVkYQfxTn
— NARMAK (@NARMAK13) February 10, 2018
"Sora this isn't weed"
- Goofy, KH3. pic.twitter.com/O4Du4g2s44
— Mustelit @ FWA (@aSwankyOtter) February 10, 2018
Goofy with Heterochromia is peak Kingdom HEarts pic.twitter.com/FytVYHsyCA
— Andrea律 | Clara's Prince ???? (@andrearitsu) February 10, 2018
I can't believe they put Bump in the Night in Kingdom Hearts. pic.twitter.com/LlWlSCVDI5
— Michael Ruocco (@AGuyWhoDraws) February 10, 2018
Okay fess up, who's monkey's paw wish was it to get 2018 Kingdom Hearts, because I blame you for this. pic.twitter.com/7qejYyCINy
— Lindsay & Alex Small-Butera (@SmallBuStudio) February 10, 2018
"These edibles ain't shit."
*20 minutes later* pic.twitter.com/X0vKIeuHpi
— Chidden Nuddet (@Sir_Hurizzel) February 10, 2018
— Too Cold For Winter Nelajus (@Jalen_Nelaj) February 10, 2018
Everyone in America that stayed up for the KH3 trailer looking like pic.twitter.com/EqxK5ASHDd
— NRG Nairo (@NairoMK) February 10, 2018
When there is a new KH3 trailer and you want to be excited but you are also exhausted cause its 2018. pic.twitter.com/bCn1FPg0mK
— Sam King (@SamanthaCKing) February 10, 2018