On February 25, Twitter user Kuronosu’s Suzuki Swift was minted with erotic game characters. Two days later, he drove it into a ditch.
Before and after photos. Image: くろのす, ARTBOMB2
Characters for the adult computer game Riddle Joker was emblazoned on each side of Kuronosu’s Swift, turning the vehicle into an itasha (痛車 or “painmobile”), which refers to cars covered with anime and game characters. They’re called “painmobiles” due to the pain their inflict on the owner’s wallet – or other folks’ eyes. This painmobile, however, protected Kuronosu from serious injury. Thank goodness for that!
豊田市、くろのす様@swift_zc11s0304のご依頼はスイフト両サイドにRiddleJoker仕様での施工でした♪
RiddleJoker、アートボムでは初めて手掛けさせて頂きました。
どうもありがとうございました!#スイフト #痛車 #riddlejoker pic.twitter.com/k9lYaKbDs8— ART BOMB (@ARTBOMB2) February 24, 2018
リドルジョーカー痛車完成しました✨ 明日写真撮ります( *˙ω˙*)و グッ!
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 24, 2018
Here, Kuronosu says his Riddle Joker itasha was completed.
湾スカなう pic.twitter.com/myDNsnPGWD
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 25, 2018
He took his newly branded Riddle Joker wheels for a spin.
警察「お、張り替えたんや!これなんのキャラ?」
僕「エロゲーです!」
警察「どうせならお○んまるだしのキャラ貼ったらいいのにーw」
僕「それやばいですってw」
警察「2次元のお○んこだと公然わいせつとかにならんのかね?w」
僕「警察の人がそんな事言っちゃダメっすよw」 pic.twitter.com/J5dtnOxSUI
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 25, 2018
The police apparently asked him what kind of characters were on his car. “Erotic game ones!” he replied.
夜のドンキー pic.twitter.com/QVQmBasyG0
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 26, 2018
A late trip to superstore Don Quixote.
履き替えたンゴ 明日サーキット pic.twitter.com/ueCLPBW1gk
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 26, 2018
He changed the wheels in anticipation of going to the track the following day.
緊張するわぁ pic.twitter.com/VPJtRz1EZp
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 26, 2018
Early morning jitters at the track.
すいません廃車になりました pic.twitter.com/VEOvH94T9b
— くろのす (@swift_zc11s0304) February 27, 2018
“Apologies, the car ended up wrecked.” The engine was totaled.
Kuronosu had to go to the hospital but said on Twitter that his injuries were minor and that his beloved car had protected him. Glad to hear he’s OK!
Comments
2 responses to “The Short Life Of An Erotic Game Decorated Car”
I can’t even figure out how it ended up at that angle.
lost control and flung over the rail?
It’s one thing to end up in a ditch, but to launch over a guard rail into the ditch is something else.