For @Klutar’s birthday, his partner made him this Witcher 3 cake. It is a wet, naked, hairy work of art.
I’ve seen Collector’s Edition statues with less detail than this, so this is really something.
So my partner made this birthday cake for me @witchergame @CDPROJEKTRED @pcgamer pic.twitter.com/MgDtKwVelD
— Mark (@Klutar) February 22, 2018
And yes, before you ask, yes, it got eaten.
Even (especially?) that bit.
— Mark (@Klutar) February 22, 2018
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7 responses to “Witcher Birthday Cake Features Hot Tub, D*ck”
Gott im Himmel! That cake was too good to eat!
Why is the word dick censored in an article that shows a cake dick?
Because the title is viewable from the front page, the cake dick isn’t. Which is fair enough, you can’t just go round throwing cake dick in people’s faces.
Thanks Crotchdot!
I am a child.
My uncle died of crotchdot.
oh shit. i thought the headline was “Witcher Birthday Cake Features Hot Tub, Duck”
and now i’ve seen a praline penis & i am traumatised for life.
So did the birthday boy eat d#$k?!