These Very Good Dogs are called the "Xbox CosPups" and I'm now dead from happy, thank you Xbox.
Meet Master Chihuahua, Sea of Fleas, Mutt-cus Fenix, Fur-za and PUG-G.
If you're being a cynical jerk, you might be asking "why?" right now, and fine - here's your "legit reason fore this to exist", gosh:
In celebration of 2018's Year of the Dog, Xbox brought together the 'Xbox CosPups' – a fluffy group of characters that bring the Year of the Dog zodiac traits to life through the looks of some of Xbox's biggest gaming worlds and heroes.
It's a Chinese New Year Celebration, naysayers. And it's good enough for me, thank you very much.
Xbox says it's a celebration of everything we'd want from a perfect "Player 2" - bravery, loyalty, trustworthiness – "a true companion and friend".
An actual dog fashion designer (it's a real job!) Roberto Negrini created the outfits, and Xbox did the rest.
I love The Year of the Dog.