It is April 1, the cursed day, when every person and brand decides that they are, in fact, the funniest person or distributed agent on the planet. Here's a roundup of the best and worst April Fool's gags from the land of games for 2018.
(For a recap of last year, here are 2017's offerings.)
Final Fantasy XIV
Square Enix are finally offering us what we all want: augmented reality item harvesting in Final Fantasy XIV Online Go. The entire website is pretty funny.
Apparently all the hats are stuck in "Embiggened Mode" for a limited-time, April Foolish event.
The problem with most battle royale games is that they don't have more cooking items as defensive armour and offensive weapons. Enter Cuisine Royale.
As a Designer of Game Environments working in CD PROJEKT RED you’ll be responsible for digging up bugs, fetching missing code and sniffing up plot holes. Sounds good? Apply now!
— CD PROJEKT RED (@CDPROJEKTRED) April 1, 2018
CD Projekt Red
They're apparently looking for a very good D.O.G.E.
This nanomachine fluid is going to turn you into an "omnicidal demigod."
Path of Exile
Yet another game enters the battle royale extended universe.
These graphics card creators are finally taking a stand.
We think that our pets should look as good as they make us feel. Get the new Tenno’s Best Friend Genetic Upgrade Pack and give your Companion a unique look!
Mod your companions, train them, but most of all, love them! pic.twitter.com/AGGaDAVRGz
— WARFRAME (@PlayWarframe) April 1, 2018
If you've ever wanted a companion creature that will haunt your days and nights, then this foolery is for you.
Team Rocket have taken over all of the official Pokémon channels today, including the Twitter account, in order to finally get Pikachu.
Let It Die
That zany character known as Uncle Death is now learning how to live, and love, in this lonely world.
Board game adaptations are officially over. Learn all about it.
Hey, PlatinumGames fans! Have you ever dreamed of having PG President & CEO Kenichi Sato around to keep you company at home, at school or in the workplace? Of course you have!
Today your dream comes true - With new, collectible Pocket President Sato figurines! Collect all eight! pic.twitter.com/mGHlgMANCD
— PlatinumGames Inc. (@platinumgames) April 1, 2018
Don't you wish that you could play with the real power brokers of the video game world in the comfort of your own home? Well now you can.
— 【公式】プロジェクトイーブイ (@project_eevee) April 1, 2018
Project Eevee x Tekken
Eevee's coming to Tekken, y'all.
World of Warcraft
Blizzard have gifted us / cursed us with a huge number of microevents, some of which seem to be on a wholly different timeline.
Eons ago, the power of the Hado was sealed inside of a demonic stone. Join Ed as he goes deeper into the world of HADO STONE!
— Street Fighter (@StreetFighter) April 1, 2018
Digital card games are the new hotness, and I've been waiting for the Street Fighter franchise to hop on this exciting new trend.
— Rock Band (@RockBand) April 1, 2018
Rock Band 4
When I jam, I get anxious. I'm glad that this April Fools mindfulness mode has entered into my life, though.
The next generation...from a few generations ago...is finally happening. I can't wait to jump and shovel!
Remember when everything had a throwback cartoon? Well you can live that life again.
Smooth. Firm. Alluring, yet strangely disturbing. May we present to you: the official Horizon Zero Dawn 'Nil' bodypillow
— Guerrilla (@Guerrilla) March 31, 2018
Horizon: Zero Dawn
Body pillows are things that people like. It's a very tall pillow.
League of Legends
People enjoy food, so League has given us the opportunity to gaze upon some "April foods" skins.
This game is finally going to get the graphical upgrade that we've all been nostalgically looking backward to.
Learn about a brand-new character coming to this god-filled game. Everyone loves a dog, right?
After all this time, we are finally getting a dance game worth loving. How much lore is in it? Only time will tell.
Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius
Adding an entire new dimension to a video game is probably very hard, and I bet that there are some people who are legit sad that this game is not real.
There's something about the Commodore 64 that makes things better and more mysterious, and I wish that I could have done some intensive farming on that platform back in the day.
This PC strategy game is finally making its way to the best console ever released.
Under the guise of a "new game mode," For Honour have created what appears to be a water buffalo Twitch Plays scenario. You can watch the stream here.
Apparently coffee is more fun to make than games. And, well, I love a cup of coffee. So I get it.
They're "fixing" all of their textures today so that they finally look "good." It's been a long time coming, I think. Read the rationale here.
You can now play Hearthstone with a new language option: Nerglish. It's that "lglglglmgrmrl" language that the Murloc's speak. Learn more about it here.
— Need for Speed (@NeedforSpeed) April 1, 2018
Need for Speed
Sometimes simplicity just works. These cars wanna go fast, but they go slow right now. What a world!
War For The Overworld
The developers of the dark lord strategy game have announced a new, April Fool-y visual novel called Dungeon Hearts, and you can actually play it.
The developers of the tank combat game have announced a new game: Silent Thunder, where you take on the role of a submarine. This actually seems pretty cool.
Far Cry 5
Watch this video to see an incredibly long windup for a punchline about a dog carrying a gun around.
— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) April 1, 2018
Sonic the Hedgehog
I think this is a good idea, and I want to buy it all.