I Think I Like Game Patches Too Much

I Think I Like Game Patches Too Much
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Assassin’s Creed Origins: A game whose many patches I’ve enjoyed.

Upon turning on my PS4 most days, I hope to hear the telltale trill that one of my games has been updated. A patch! My game has changed! Hopefully for the better.

I have bought into the idea that games are not unchanging things. I have embraced the concept that the games I buy will evolve. In so doing, I’ve possibly contributed to a climate where it is more acceptable for publishers to release games that have numerous bugs, though I suspect that older games could have benefited from a lot of the post-release tweaks modern games get.

I like when my games change.

This morning, I turned on my PS4 and heard the few-note ring that indicated that Assassin’s Creed Origins was updating. Exciting! My game is evolving again! In the past, that’s meant the addition of a New Game Plus, the introduction of free quests meant to hype new modes or add-ons or just a change from an annoying blue square to a beautiful gold one.

On PS4 you can highlight the icon for your game, hit the options button and read the “update history,” which details major changes brought by a new patch. If you’re convinced your game should have been patched, you can click “check for update” and it will find any patches your game needs.

My PS4 will automatically pull down patches for games I’ve recently played, but not for older ones. Yes, I sometimes flick over to older games still saved on my system just to see if they have an update to download.

I’m sure some of my enthusiasm for checking patches is due to my job. If a game changes, the change might be news for Kotaku. I’ll see a Swords of Ditto patch, for example, notice a major alteration to the game’s systems and signal a staff writer to check it out.

I don’t play games on PC very often, but I do play on my Switch and Xbox One. Those systems are subtler about how they indicate incoming patches. As best I can tell, those consoles don’t detail what’s changed in a patched game. I shouldn’t care about this that much, but I do mind a little.

I like knowing my games are improving and changing, and I like to know how. Yes, I can always look up the patch notes online. (About a year ago, during a meeting with Xbox reps, I mentioned that it’d be nice to see patch notes on the system. They nodded and maybe took a note, but, alas.)

If you like game updates too much, then, as with most things you invest excess enthusiasm in, you’re bound for disappointment. Even though I know that Assassin’s Creed Origins is done getting major updates, that the game’s publisher seems to have moved on to other things, I was hoping the new 1.4.3 patch would have something exciting. It doesn’t, at least not for me.

Here’s a highlight: “Fixed various spelling errors in the Russian localisation.”

Oh well. There’s always be more patches to download and more patch notes to read.


  • Ha! I’m exactly the same. It’s very important that I keep Minecraft up to date, a game I haven’t played for about two years.

  • I love patches. Especially the ones with good patch notes. Must be the software quality engineer in me…
    The “performance and bug fixes” notes for the PS4 patches always make me sad.

  • I dont mind the regular patches.

    I dont mind them often being 5-10GB + downloads.

    Nothing worse than wanting to play a game, Only finding out you have to leave your console on overnight just to download a patch.

  • When a patch is literally just the entire game file size

    Like what the fuck did you do that you needed to replace the entire game?

  • Try vermintide 2 where I’m hoping every patch will fix the glaring game breaking bugs or fix the obviously bad game design elements (flaws they fixed in the first vermintide, but thought would be a good idea for the sequel).

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