As for my attempt, well... I'm looking at it thinking "they'll pick this one in seconds".
Then there's a part of me screaming "blimey, you should just snap all the pencils in the house in half, right now, before you do something like this again".
Joke's on me, though: you can still draw with half a pencil. It's like half a hole, or a dinosaur. Still super useful, even in chunks.