Some More Characters We'd Like To See In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

So, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is going to feature every fighter to ever appear in Nintendo's fighting game series. That's fine, but it's not enough. There could be, and should be, even more fighters.

After all, why go back in time to rehash old favourites when there's a whole world out there of characters who have never had the chance to punch Mario in the face?

So I thought I'd draw up a list of potential additions to the roster.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW

BIRDO

THE KILLER BEES

AMATERASU

MISANGO

KING ZORA

METAL SONIC

EZLO

SPARKSTER

RAMON SALAZAR

COLONEL CHRISTOPHER "MAVERICK" BLAIR

GANDHI

GORO MAJIMA

JR SMITH

CHIPS DUBBO

COOL SPOT

3

THARJA

MARA

KARL MARX

YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG

GUNPEI YOKOI

TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE

STEVE MARTIN

NIntendo e-Reader

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

KING LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE

BLINX THE CAT

DAN MARINO

OLD KANYE

RED ALERT 3 TIM CURRY

ROBOCOP

BERNARD BLACK

THE GONE HOME HOUSE

LOOT BOX

MAD CATZ XBOX CONTROLLER

CHICKEN PARMIAGANA

1993 LANCIA DELTA HF INTEGRALE EVOLUZIONE II

KALLAX SHELF UNIT

DIGNITY

Obviously not all of these need to end up in the game. But just some of them making the cut would be nice.

AU Editor's Note: A personal request from me:

PSYDUCK

Just this once.


Comments

    I laughed a bit too hard at some of these... is there something wrong with me?

    You didn't include Digger T. Rock, this entire website is invalid.

    If you're going to include a photo with a giant penis in it, please label the post NSFW.

      No that's just a madcatz controller, although it is ribbed for pleasure!

    Play as Tim Curry from Red Alert 3 and knock your opponents into the one place capitalism can't reach you, SPAAAAACE!

    What the fuck? Did you choose Steve Martin that wants in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?! Rubbish! Steve Martin is a movie actor so why the fuck would you want Steve Martin in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?! That is complete bullshit!

      It's a joke, mate.

      Except the Psyduck part. I'm totally serious about that.

        That account is either a child (who has recently become incredibly foul-mouthed) or a bot and has been around for ages. Personally I think it's as ancient as Serrels's love of porridge.

        Just a heads up haha. Sometimes it posts some quality laugh-out-loud responses. It's almost nice to see it back, had a bit of a hiatus for a while there.

          I thought it was someone I met at PAX Meat! There you go.

    F#@K YES! NINTENDO E-READER! FINALLY!

    But seriously, I'd love to see some nindie icons make it in - Hollow Knight, Wizard of Legend, Celeste, Owlboy, Mae from Night in the Woods (Smash Attack is stabbing the other person in the hand with a knife)...

    Ghandi ultimate smash... Thermonuclear War!

    Pip Boy could be a good cross platform addition

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