So, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is going to feature every fighter to ever appear in Nintendo’s fighting game series. That’s fine, but it’s not enough. There could be, and should be, even more fighters.
After all, why go back in time to rehash old favourites when there’s a whole world out there of characters who have never had the chance to punch Mario in the face?
So I thought I’d draw up a list of potential additions to the roster.
CAPTAIN RAINBOW
BIRDO
THE KILLER BEES
AMATERASU
MISANGO
KING ZORA
METAL SONIC
EZLO
SPARKSTER
RAMON SALAZAR
COLONEL CHRISTOPHER “MAVERICK” BLAIR
GANDHI
GORO MAJIMA
JR SMITH
CHIPS DUBBO
COOL SPOT
3
THARJA
MARA
KARL MARX
YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
GUNPEI YOKOI
TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE
STEVE MARTIN
NIntendo e-Reader
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
KING LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE
BLINX THE CAT
DAN MARINO
OLD KANYE
RED ALERT 3 TIM CURRY
ROBOCOP
BERNARD BLACK
THE GONE HOME HOUSE
LOOT BOX
MAD CATZ XBOX CONTROLLER
CHICKEN PARMIAGANA
1993 LANCIA DELTA HF INTEGRALE EVOLUZIONE II
KALLAX SHELF UNIT
DIGNITY
Obviously not all of these need to end up in the game. But just some of them making the cut would be nice.
AU Editor’s Note: A personal request from me:
PSYDUCK
Just this once.
Comments
14 responses to “Some More Characters We’d Like To See In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate”
Holy shit! I forgot about Blinx!
I also rock the Kallax in my foyer.
I laughed a bit too hard at some of these… is there something wrong with me?
Rex and Pyra/Mythra or bust.
You didn’t include Digger T. Rock, this entire website is invalid.
If you’re going to include a photo with a giant penis in it, please label the post NSFW.
No that’s just a madcatz controller, although it is ribbed for pleasure!
Play as Tim Curry from Red Alert 3 and knock your opponents into the one place capitalism can’t reach you, SPAAAAACE!
What the fuck? Did you choose Steve Martin that wants in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?! Rubbish! Steve Martin is a movie actor so why the fuck would you want Steve Martin in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?! That is complete bullshit!
It’s a joke, mate.
Except the Psyduck part. I’m totally serious about that.
That account is either a child (who has recently become incredibly foul-mouthed) or a bot and has been around for ages. Personally I think it’s as ancient as Serrels’s love of porridge.
Just a heads up haha. Sometimes it posts some quality laugh-out-loud responses. It’s almost nice to see it back, had a bit of a hiatus for a while there.
I thought it was someone I met at PAX Meat! There you go.
F#@K YES! NINTENDO E-READER! FINALLY!
But seriously, I’d love to see some nindie icons make it in – Hollow Knight, Wizard of Legend, Celeste, Owlboy, Mae from Night in the Woods (Smash Attack is stabbing the other person in the hand with a knife)…
Ghandi ultimate smash… Thermonuclear War!
Pip Boy could be a good cross platform addition
Goku. Needs Goku badly.