Someone's Making An Erotic AFL Game

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There's no doubt that AFL is an intense sport: high leaps, lots of bodies coming together, constant grappling, and plenty of running.

Of course, that's not the direction developer Robert Yang is taking.

Robert Yang's past games have focused on: scrubbing naked men in the shower, consensual spanking, having sex with your car, and a game that focuses on gay men in the '60s when police were secretly filming bathrooms.

Naturally, the machinations of AFL, or sportsball, are not his thing. But Bar SK - the same bar in Melbourne that holds the very unusual DELETE gamejam - has commissioned the developer to make an erotic game out of AFL.

The working title so far: Ruck Me.

so I'm working on this erotic australian football game, and I'm having trouble finding enough flagrantly suggestive video footage of sweaty burly shirtless aussie footy jocks leering at each other... (1/4) pic.twitter.com/UDIu131Iz7

— Robert Yang (@radiatoryang) July 12, 2018

... where they uploaded 720p footage of the team nakedly sweating all over each other. in the gayest way possible. on their OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!....... it was like witnessing the hand of god. (4/end) pic.twitter.com/1nuWOuW8Fz

— Robert Yang (@radiatoryang) July 12, 2018

Just the idea of this sounds hilarious. AFL clubs have been rather gracious with the footage they've uploaded online - I'm dying to see what happens when Robert Yang puts it all together.

God bless video games. Ruck Me is due out next month.

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Zombie Jesus @zombiejesus

Jul 13, 2018, 2:40pm
Implying AFL isn't erotic already.
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- guestwhowould @guestwhowould
  
  Jul 13, 2018, 3:54pm
  What erotic about toned men in short shorts playing grab ass with other toned men in short shorts.
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  - thepoetpyronius @thepoetpyronius
    
    Jul 13, 2018, 6:53pm
    See, this is why I stick to esports.
    
    Because I'm ashamed of my homosexuality. ;.;
    
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Luke @luke

Jul 13, 2018, 2:58pm
Uhh
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B-ob @beeawwb

Jul 13, 2018, 3:25pm
Delicious.
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- Luke @luke
  
  Jul 13, 2018, 3:49pm
  I personally cannot wait for the expansion where Macavaney gives Roili a sponge bath. :/
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  - thepoetpyronius @thepoetpyronius
    
    Jul 13, 2018, 6:54pm
    The expansion I'm lookong forward to is the one in my pants.
    
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micksy @micksy

Jul 13, 2018, 4:48pm
"lots of bodies coming together, constant grappling, and plenty of running. "

Sounds like my sex life.
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- thepoetpyronius @thepoetpyronius
  
  Jul 13, 2018, 7:07pm
  I'm about to give up, when I decide, ok, I might as well just check youtube for something, anything, maybe a 1 second clip...
  
  Sounds like my sex life.
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deathjester @deathjester

Jul 13, 2018, 5:01pm
Won't this immediately get removed by the AFL for infringing upon likeness rights of the players? Just because the footage is online doesn't mean you have any access to the rights for it...
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- thepoetpyronius @thepoetpyronius
  
  Jul 13, 2018, 7:09pm
  A good point. Even if the likenesses of the players aren't used, AFL is a trademark. You can't make a game about the AFL without the AFL's permission. Otherwise, it's just 'Unaffiliated Rugby Game'.
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smegw0lf @smegw0lf

Jul 13, 2018, 5:47pm
Dammit Kotaku, you owe me a wild turkey and coke. You just made me spit mine as I laughed reading "ruck me"!
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