A Retro Grand Theft Auto Would Now Be Set In The Year 2002

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When Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was released in 2002, its depiction of 1986 Miami - 16 years in the past - felt like a bygone era, a world away. Yet if you applied the same numbers to 2018, you’d be left with...the year 2002.

I had this horrifying thought while explaining the concept of “music that existed before you were born” to my kids the other day. I’d remembered some of my favourite “old” music is from Vice City’s Emotion soundtrack, then went pale as I did the maths.

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Horror soon gave way to daydreaming, though, as I wondered what a “retro” GTA set in the year 2002 might actually look (and more importantly sound) like. I know GTA 3 was released only a year earlier in 2001, but it’s hardly a time capsule of the turn of millennium; it’s off-brand soundtrack and character design wasn’t as interested in representing the times as they were looking like a Michael Mann movie.

Looking back, it’s a surprisingly perfect time to try and nail in a game like Grand Theft Auto. Rockstar have always focused on cultural and historical keystones in their games, from the LA Riots in San Andreas to the Great Recession in GTA V, and I think 2002 is just as suitable.

You’ve got a nation still raw and wounded from the events of 9/11, with all the horrors that day would set in motion only just starting to gather steam, yet there was still also a touch of the last days of summer about it, as the West drained its last reserves of turn-of-the-millennium optimism before settling into the dark timeline we’re currently living through.

Revisiting those days, reflected in GTA’s trademark TV and radio ads, billboards and mission themes, would be fascinating, especially since it’s a time period so ripe for parody. Imagine all the frosted tips! Brick phones! Shiny jeans! Boot cuts! Nu metal!

It was such an earnest time. There was terror but there was also still hope. We all thought the environment could be saved, that Nazis had been defeated in 1945, that the worst that could happen in an election were some hanging chads, that the internet was a force for good.

Of course Vice City’s historic appeal shouldn’t be taken for granted. San Andreas also tried its hand at history, but its sprawling version of 1991 just didn’t resonate in the same way as Vice City did, I think because its soundtrack for the time just wasn’t as strong as that which had so defined Rockstar’s previous effort.

In order for a game set in the year 2002 to be the next generation’s Vice City, then, those soundtrack choices need to be perfect. So allow me to get this wordy excuse for an intro out of the way to get to the real reason I’m writing this: to make some GTA 2002 soundtrack suggestions, enough to get started on a whole range of stations.


Comments

    No Avril Lavigne songs for Christ's sake. Had enough of her in the Burnout games to last the rest of my life.

    Seriously? A bunch of youtubes? I was 22 in 2002. Let that era die. The music sucked. I was more into pink floyd than ANY of the shit that was out.

    If you wanna get REALLY depressed, if they remade 'The Wonder Years' today it would be based in the long forgotten era of 1998..

      I am torn - do I upvote you for the insight or downvote you for the depression you caused! ;)

    San Andreas is the last time period you could make a game and have a good soundtrack. Pop music took a bad turn in the mid 90's and people who don't know any better have been corrupted and conditioned to enjoy the taste of crap. Who actually remember any of the modern songs in GTA4 and 5?

      Remember music from GTA4? How could I forget?!

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      Let's go bowling, cousin!

    Looking back, alot of these songs are pretty cheesy...but I'd be happy to cruise along in a GTA game to Britney Spears tunes...

    Part of GTAs charm was godawful period music...that and Laslow

    Hopefully there will be a 70s/ 80s station than

    its sprawling version of 1991 just didn’t resonate in the same way as Vice City did

    Maybe not for you? But the world GTA San Andreas created, for me at least, was every bit as enthralling as Vice Cities. It's just, for me at least, I enjoyed the Gangster storyline of Tommy Vercetti a bit more, as opposed to the 'get rich or die tryin' style storyline of CJ, which I still loved mind you.

    where is all the things she said?! Totally perfect.

    Only if you're playing as a Lou Perlman parody.

    Half of the songs listed didn't come out in 2002....

    I need this game.. post 9/11 New York trying to be a gangster with security tightening everywhere.. the big gangs have had all their routes closed. Drugs are impossible to come by, and right as the biggest mobster of them all gets taken down by Homeland.. you come in. Ready to take your bite of the big Apple as you cruise around in your Nissan Silvia ghetto blasting fifty cent... I'm in.. I want to live that dream.

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