The Internet Has Been Replaced By Bowser Wearing The Super Crown

Screenshot: Nintendo

A concept introduced in a single fan-made comic strip has absolutely destroyed the internet.

In the port of New Super Mario Bros. Wii U for the Switch, called New Super Mario Bros. Wii U Deluxe, Toadette has an item called the Super Crown that turns her into a character called Peachette. That was two weeks ago, and we all thought it was cute, if a bit strange.

Then, on Thursday, Twitter user Ayyk92 posted this comic strip, extrapolating from the Super Crown concept.

Illustration: Ayyk92

The idea that Bowser could turn into a sexy princess once he puts on the Super Crown has taken the internet by storm. I have not known peace since this was revealed. People cannot stop being horny for sexy evil Princess Bowser, or as most people call this new character, Bowsette.

http://lilirulu.tumblr.com/post/178387461911/and-there-ive-officially-jumped-on-the-bandwagon

https://mimi-loves-foxes.tumblr.com/post/178395206777

Yes, there’s even cosplay.

As the week went on, Japanese artists on Twitter took this idea and ran with it. They’re using their own hashtag, “クッパ姫”, which translates to “Princess Koopa”.

https://pikurusu00.tumblr.com/post/178384032346

Before you venture into any hashtags about this, I want to be very clear: A lot of this art is porn. Nothing against porn — who among us has not had idle thoughts about a girl with horns that could beat you up? — but I have seen probably too many images of Mario having sex with Bowsette before noon today. Enter this search term into social media at your own discretion.

As the obsession with Bowsette has grown, some artists started to wonder what other characters would look like if they wore the Super Crown.

http://pulp-punk.tumblr.com/post/178387966951/where-my-goths-at

http://destinytomoon.tumblr.com/post/178399431935/she-feels-like-a-princess

If you’re at all interested in video games, and certainly if you’re interested in anime or Mario, Bowsette-related posts feel unavoidable right now. This means that the internet has gotten into its favourite pastime in response: Shitposting.

http://omegamodecomic.tumblr.com/post/178394873619/mario-and-bowser-discover-the-internets-latest

https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/178401616930

http://thatoneinternetkid.tumblr.com/post/178401262980

http://triple-q.tumblr.com/post/178395807937/youve-heard-of-peachette-and-bowsette-now-get

https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/178395228907

While I love all art of mean ladies who breathe fire, and I happen to currently be populating a Pinterest board of images for my sexy demon Halloween costume, I am still overwhelmed by how strongly Bowsette has taken root in video game fandom.

Next time the world seems so bleak and divided that you want to give up hope, just remember the Super Crown exists, and that also, most people would probably fuck Bowser, with or without the crown. I’m not sure if that’s comforting information. But it’ll definitely keep your brain occupied.


Comments

    somehow i think i see Bowsette becoming an offical character

    right up there with fedoras and my little pony

    What the hell? I remember reading that article 2 weeks ago on how Toadette turns into Peachette using the Super Crown in Super Mario Bros U. Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch coming out in January 2019.
    I thought Peach was kidnapped but it turns out Toadette becomes Peachette by using the Super Crown I absolutely don't get it.
    I think Bowser should turn into Bowsette using the Super Crown because that would be insane.

      Who created you? Who gave you life? Why would they make you to post comments on Kotaku articles?

    It’s been a constant downhill trend since nipplegate...

      What was nipplegate?

        When SMO was released and there was a lot of talk about Mario's nipples.

    If Toadette turns into Peachette then shouldn't Bowser turn into Peacher or Peachser or something?

    It’s ‘taken root?’ Mate. A leaf hasn’t taken root when it falls into your backyard and is blown away two days later.

    Pretty sure by the next time I check Twitter (probably tomorrow or Saturday), if I hadn’t read this article I wouldn’t have known Bowsette existed.

    That said... hey, new porn. Great. Not complaining.

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