Black Ops 4's Narrator Says Some Wild Stuff

Jumping into Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 can be a little disorienting for people returning to the series after a bit of a hiatus. Thankfully, the game offers a "Specialist Headquarters" that warms up players by showing them how to utilise each character.

But it isn't hidden in some lifeless practice arena. You're guided along by the voice of one of Call of Duty's more memorable characters, Sgt Frank Woods, and it's one hell of a ride.

I've cut a video of some of the most ridiculous stuff Woods says. You can watch it above. His voice lines made me facepalm so hard that it was hard not to eventually find it all pretty hilarious.

There's an eclectic mix of Trump impressions, youthful colloquialisms and some fart jokes. It's tough not to just sit back and admire his... eloquence.


    Yep.... Just another reason I am glad I left this series in the dust.

    Glad I had my fill of Call of Duty when it wasn't a dudebro circle jerk full of fart jokes and 12 year olds jacked up on energy drinks. But then again, that's the audience they cater too because they keep on buying this crap.

    I watched GiantBomb run through this.

    All I can think of is the "Fellow Kids" meme.

    It’s like they’re trying to do the Cave Johnson thing but.. failing.

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