Mario Is Dressing Up As Luigi For Halloween

In a loving tribute to his brother Green Mario, who was tragically murdered earlier this year, Mario has decided to spend Halloween dressed as a rotting corpse.

RIP Luigi (1983-2018)

Luigi Mario, best known to friends and family as Luigi, died yesterday at the age of 35. He is survived by his fraternal twin brother, Mario, and his son, Waluigi.

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You might think it tasteless, but this is a bold new era for Nintendo. A company once renowned for its traditional views is now making phone games and killing plumbers, so we shouldn’t be too surprised to see a zombie Mario with an axe sticking out of his head.

The axe can be worn separately, so please take shots of it with the swimsuit immediately.


Comments

    Well I ain’t spending Halloween this year because the day of the dead has dawn.
    But Luke I’m not going to rest until Nintendo gives us more DLC and that is more new kingdoms.
    And who gives a flying fuck about why Luigi was murdered by the grim of death earlier this year?!
    How many fucking times do I not have to say this again Luke?!
    Luigi is still alive and he’s appearing in more games next year and they include Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story plus Bowser Jr’s Journey and Luigi’s Mansion 3 coming to Nintendo Switch next year.
    Change the goddamn subject for christ’s sake and give us a different piece of news not news about Luigi who got murdered by the grim of death.
    Happy fucking Halloween to you Luke.

    I don't know why you keep forgetting that Mario was killed off before Luigi was:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vkjzHUayZE

    Not just that but Luigi's spirit was shown to be re-entering his body at the end of that trailer whereas Mario was...just brutally impaled by Ridley's tail and was never seen again, while Ridley taunted by spinning his cap on his finger.

    Mario is the dead one. This costume has reanimated his corpse.

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