So, Piranha Plant is coming to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Ready yourself for a barrage of jokes.
I’ve already been told I’m on the wrong side of history for not really getting Piranha Plant as a character in Smash, and you know what? It’s fine. Go enjoy your plant, weirdos. I cried literal, real tears over Isabelle in Smash, so I have no room to talk.
No matter if you love it or hate it, it’s really easy to riff on Smash adding a man-eating plant to its roster. I, for one, can’t wait to lose to this freaking house plant.
*storms into Nintendo HQ to give them a piece of my mind*
Nintendo's Smash team: pic.twitter.com/AYRTYkVBX0
— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) November 1, 2018
This is the filthiest image ever published on an official Nintendo website pic.twitter.com/rAKH1OdHGV
— Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) November 1, 2018
My precious Piranha Plant child. pic.twitter.com/d1URk8F6M1
— ¿Mr.Whatshisname? (@BridgeOfFaust) November 1, 2018
— Andrew MegaManOWeen!???? (@AWDtwit) November 1, 2018
I apologize as I usually do not post personal opinions on this account, but I would like to thank Masahiro Sakurai and the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate team from the bottom of my heart for their inclusion of Piranha Plant as a playable fighter. Regular posting will now resume.
— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) November 1, 2018
— FOE | MastaStef (@MastaStef) November 1, 2018
this is a piranha plant positivity account. they're valid and brave and i support them
— Olive Rae Brinker (@olivebrinker) November 1, 2018
I'm weirdly stoked none of the Smash Bros leaks were true. I'm glad Nintendo can still keep their secrets on lockdown. And I'm still laughing how cries of "Geno!" and "Banjo-Kazooie!" were answered with fucking Piranha Plant. My glorious, hungry, armless son.
— Nadia Oxford (@nadiaoxford) November 1, 2018
"piranha plant in smash bros." is very "8 year-old just learned to lie about who's in smash bros." which is GREAT because kids are by default more imaginative than some bloated beardo crying that it doesn't have the hero of some C-grade RPG
— Ray Barnholt (@rdbaaa) November 1, 2018
piranha plant getting into smash brothers before waluigi is the most waluigi thing to ever happen
— wretchedland???? (@splendidland) November 1, 2018
Today is the day I have to accept that Piranha Plant.....a common mario enemy......has possibly made it in over Sora.
A plant made it in over Shadow, Rex, Isaac, and other amazing characters.
Today we lost to a Piranha Plant. I am taking the longest walk for my soul. I have to.
PIRANHA PLANT HAS FEET pic.twitter.com/r4MIfueHff
— ???????????? (@Goobbue_XIV) November 1, 2018
"but ____ didnt get in" i dont give a fuck sakurais almost killed himself 4 times trying to make these games and yall still get pissy and pessimistic after every direct so youre gonna take piranha plant and like it or so help me GOD pic.twitter.com/OmAkKLOExO
— ????morgue @crow college???? (@CertifiedCrow) November 1, 2018
Piranha Plant really fucking with me rn, seeing him with a pot bottom... how the hell is he gonna walk, I feel like throws should body him.. I already know Im gonna lose an important set due to a pocket Piranha counterpick or some shit... I lost to a plant pic.twitter.com/9NlVg2sUvr
— ???????????????? (@Anti) November 1, 2018