It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you give someone a chance to customise anything in a video game, they will try to make a dick. Players have made the requisite penis out of their Gummi Ships in Kingdom Hearts 3, and thankfully a lot of other, varied creations.
Gummi Ships are basically the main method of transport between the different Disney-themed worlds in Kingdom Hearts. In the first two games you could customise those ships, and you can in the third as well. Let’s get this out of the way. Yes, someone made a penis:
And what a fine penis it is. But there have been a lot of great, non-penis designs as well.
i’ve made something truly awful #kh3 #グミシップ pic.twitter.com/J0NGJgPBRP
— shay ☁️ (@poIarbeardog) February 1, 2019
Going ham on my gummi ship designs ???? #KH3 #SpiritedAway pic.twitter.com/ZPvQlbCsKZ
— Nyc (@desnicable) January 31, 2019
ナミネ#グミシップ#KH3 pic.twitter.com/aWgCe3xAWW
— ぷくぷくちゃがま (@naoya09081989) February 1, 2019
#くまのプーさん#グミシップ#KH3 pic.twitter.com/bKWYOY1DgL
— ぷくぷくちゃがま (@naoya09081989) January 31, 2019
キングダムハーツ3で初音ミクさんのグミシップ作ってみた
パンツをちゃんと表現しようとか、おっぱいからレーザーを出そうとかこだわってたら1日が終わった
パーツが増えたらクオリティをもっと上げたい#グミシップ#KH3 pic.twitter.com/e0FFgXwwwT— つくねハム (@TsukuneHamu) January 30, 2019
#グミシップ タグ発見したので覗いたら超芸術的な艇が沢山！みんなスゲーな。こっそりさっきのもう1回貼っとこ|’ヮ’) pic.twitter.com/xgYqBmpFDw
— るふるはKH3を手に入れた！ (@frframber) January 30, 2019
パスカル
※膝関節と、胸部のメーターはありませんが、ご勘弁を。#グミシップ #NieR:Automata #3 #KH3 #PS4share pic.twitter.com/aO17YSfXcW— 欅檸檬MkⅡ (@keyakiremon) February 1, 2019
なんちゃらファルコン#グミシップ#キングダムハーツ pic.twitter.com/WgSb4FOlLk
— はるスカイウォーカー (@usernameBB8) January 29, 2019
#グミシップ
ソードフィッシュⅡできた
(｀・ω・´) pic.twitter.com/aVXvs35WZ2— サバ缶 (@misosaba_kan) January 26, 2019
わいのグミシップかっこよ！？(｀✧ω✧´)#キングダムハーツ3#グミシップ pic.twitter.com/9oQnXMqDIO
— はんぺん@夢民 (@HqN___PeNg) January 31, 2019
私のグミシップ見てくれ#KH3 #PS4share pic.twitter.com/NPHrQJzXvo
— たら＠POP-UP CAT名古屋三省堂 (@taiyakineco) January 30, 2019
KH3のグミシップにハマリ中 ノクティスとトイ・ストーリーのワールドに出てくるヨゾラ VERUM REXの意味は真実の王ってことは関係してるのか・・・ #PS4share pic.twitter.com/kndG9gVBx6
— ビンミヤ (@miyawaki_nsc34) January 31, 2019
lets go defeat the heartless #PS4share pic.twitter.com/XyMpyvm5Rl
— Whoa!! It’s Joe! (@Bunnynaut) January 30, 2019
Super Mario Gummi Ship #KHIII #PS4share pic.twitter.com/m2uquFOaqF
— Kevin Lima Ferreira (@KevinKiteFlame) February 1, 2019
ULTRA T STANCE BOWSER GUMMI SHIP GO #PS4sharehttps://t.co/QGzpeTP5OE pic.twitter.com/6FGsa0MhO4
— mikey ???? @ Jan 29 (@kairibtw) January 30, 2019
Mona gummi ship #PS4share pic.twitter.com/Ytuz8xoSMc
— ᴇᴄᴏ @ ????KH3 ???????? (@ecokitti) January 30, 2019
Everyone can go home, I made the best Gummi Ship. #PS4share pic.twitter.com/sHaVQCtDn3
— Trevor (@DDBoftheStars) January 30, 2019
It is not a spoiler to say that I’ve made the best gummi ship kupo pic.twitter.com/jh6IXzsnIs
— Lena Raine (@kuraine) January 31, 2019
my roommate wanted people to see his gummi ship pic.twitter.com/ieTHzbjB9J
— valerie garnace (@bucketofROBOTS) February 1, 2019
And before you ask: yes, someone made Loss, too.
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