The Internet Reacts To Nintendo’s Weirdly Suggestive Toad Promotional Video

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Hey, it’s Toad, loyal pal of Princess Peach and Mario. Who doesn’t love Toad? What are you up to, buddy? How’s it hangin- Oh. Oh no.

This clip of someone seemingly stomping on Toad’s whole dick — which, as long as we’re opening this Pandora’s Box, probably has its own little face — comes to us courtesy of Nintendo’s official Line account.

Line is a messaging service that’s popular in Japan but also available in North America. Nintendo’s advertising on Line often includes a green Toad who’s appeared alongside characters in games such as Undertale and Final Fantasy 10 in those games’ art styles. It’s charming! Kinda.

Never once, however, have I thought, “Wow, I sure do want to learn more about Green Toad.” Never once have I said, “I wonder if Green Toad enjoys dick torture.”

This week, Nintendo answered the question no one asked. As part of a Green Toad-themed promo for the new Nintendo Labo VR kit, which came out yesterday, Nintendo showed off a cardboard Toad getting stomped on and making a series of deeply uncomfortable noises.

Supposedly, he was doing sit ups, as evidenced by the image of a super buff Green Toad that appeared immediately afterwards. The internet, however, had other ideas.

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