What did we do to deserve this.
The latest Sonic the Hedgehog trailer has dropped, featuring Jim Carrey's horrifying Dr. Robotnik. There are few words in the English language that can aptly describe what's going on with that moustache - or why this film exists at all, really - but clenching seems the most fitting.
Similarly, what on God's green earth happened to make Sonic's legs that long.
If you can stomach two more hours of this, Sonic the Hedgehog hits local theatres on November 28.