The Next Assassin's Creed Mercenary: Testiklos

Remember when Assassin's Creed was serious?

Ubisoft has announced that Testiklos the Nut will be added to the game as a mercenary for players to ... encounter, I guess. "Having been separated quite early in his life from his half-brother Testikles, his mood has been unstable ever since," the official Twitter account wrote.

He's a level 60 mercenary with rage and resistance to melee attacks, dropping "Testiklos's Nutcracker" when defeated:

I'm starting to miss Desmond these days.


    I’ve been missing Desmond for a long, long time.

    I don't mind Desmond being gone but what I do miss is a real Modern Story.
    Since like... AC3 we haven't had any story progress in the Modern Day.

    and often, there is a really poor attempt at making Modern Day fun. They really put minimal time into it, and wonder why no one likes it.

    But here we are with Odyssey, and its not a bad game, just a vastly different approach. I think the new mercenary is funny. Its nice to have these little memes, like Desmond the Cat in Syndicate.

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