The Internet Reacts To Keanu Reeves In Cyberpunk 2077

Keanu Reeves is out here living his best life and the internet is living for it.

The most unexpected part of this Microsoft’s E3 presser was Keanu Reeves. Not only did the star of John Wick show up to tell everyone Cyberpunk 2077's release date—he’s in the freaking game!


I couldn’t handle it during our liveblog, the audience couldn’t handle it in the theatre, as evidenced by the guy who shouted out “You’re breathtaking” while Keanu was doing his spiel, and the internet definitely couldn’t handle it.


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    *deep breath*
    *extra little breath in, even past lungs full*
    *ONE FULL MINUTE OF GLEEFUL SQUEALING*

    ...Repeat.

    This was absolutely the highlight of an otherwise dull as shit conference.

    Only Microsoft could make the announcement of their next-gen console unexciting.

      Not sure where you have been. The Sony announcement of the PS5 which barely qualified as an announcement easily was as unexciting as MS. It is like neither actually thinks their next consoles will be a big success.

        Not gonna lie, I got mega-hype when I read that Wired article.

        Seeing Microsoft announce the exact same thing with yet another video of People Saying Things About Our New Thing doesn't do it for me. They tried it with Scorpio and it was dumb then and it's still dumb now.

        The Sony announcement of the PS5 which barely qualified as an announcement easily was as unexciting as MS.

        Not sure where you have been. They technically havent had an official PS5 announcement. The Wired article was an interview with Mark Cerny, not an official PS5 announcement.

    I've always been very comfortable in my sexuality, but Keanu Reeves makes me doubt it.....

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