Being an arsehole isn’t typically considered a unique selling point by most games publishers, but in the case of Mario Maker 2, it probably should be.
But this is the internet we’re dealing with here. So instead of being a case of “let’s see how fast we can finish levels”, players are discovering the dark underbelly of Mario Maker 2 online: the people who thrive on pure pain.
Nintendo: Please, enjoy the rich bounty of our creative tools
Me: Haha, fuck you, I made it sing All-Star#SuperMarioMaker2 pic.twitter.com/BFXWPHQwl8— Will Hughes (@Plumberduck) June 29, 2019
i hate everything #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/UsOZlk4gGJ
— LzyTom (@Lzytom) July 8, 2019
if you make trash like this i hate you. #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/Gcl8FN1Oxn
— Iain (@Gogurtyabrogurt) July 3, 2019
Erm, what the actual fuck? #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/MBhtgS8feS
— RTG (@reuthegamer) July 5, 2019
Other way to fuck with people: off-screen ON/OFF switches #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/8p0FCiFZY0
— Nikki™ ???? (@NWPlayer123) July 4, 2019
fuck you #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/DC2dYiMUzy
— Summer Kuma (@phantarocle) July 4, 2019
Nightmarish levels were part of Mario Maker‘s charm to begin with, but the true horror of Mario Maker 2 is the multiplayer. On the surface of things, and probably how Nintendo first envisioned it, having up to four people basically speedrun a level sounds neat. That’s fun, Nintendo probably thought.
Everyone else, meanwhile, is just looking for ways to fuck with people in real-time.
Found an easy way to fuck with people, just put an enemy 2 blocks above spawn, have to hold run to dodge #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/sIswxLypdy
— Nikki™ ???? (@NWPlayer123) July 4, 2019
fuck #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/hLVoldTLMk
— Gimzie (@gimzi8) July 9, 2019
thanks, i hate luigi now #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/fduTgatCNI
— sylvianna, i think (@lil_sylvie) July 11, 2019
The worst, most unbelievable thing happened to us! I can’t believe it…#SMM2 #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/l1tvtFr9w1
— AbsoluteMonarchGaming (@AbsMonGaming) July 6, 2019
They were too fast 🙂 FUCK DA WAR DAS ZIEL #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/OfGEiDrjTX
— Flubs (@FlubsYT) July 3, 2019
Some of the best trolls come from people screwing other people over at the last moment. Others are just hilariously cruel, bodyblocking players from finishing a level, or deliberately triggering elements when players get nearby so it ruins their day.
fuck this game#SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/oYnFH0SDsV
— Redgo Hedge (@Redgo11239) July 6, 2019
I hate Bowser Jr on a personal level
#SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/0QBfJU25FM— Anormal (@TheAnormalOne) July 8, 2019
Don’t EVER be this guy. #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/w2o7vXksZr
— Nocturne (@NocTheRock) July 5, 2019
I hope this person steps on a lego #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/HgBshJSd9d
— Lorenzo de Sequera (@ZurachiTV) July 1, 2019
Fuck you bitch #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/dp7IhBF1rH
— Metballs (@Metballs) July 8, 2019
Perhaps Nintendo truly knows their audience after all. Thank God this chaos isn’t in Mario Kart.
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