How does this game exist? Who got stoned enough, and stayed stoned enough, to make a prototype?
Just look at the description:
In this far-off world, These crabs were granted ultimate strength and intelligence from the generous gods. Using their newfound strength and wit, they armed themselves with human weapons of the finest calibre, and took control of the lands. Immortal beings of unrelenting horror, they cannot be killed with swords or even guns.
"Crabs who have embarrassingly been flipped over onto their shells will have no choice but to submit to the pot," the itch.io description reads.
Why are the crabs fighting each other and not the humans, I wonder? Anyway, just watch the trailer. It's ... it's something.
Fight Crab is out now for $US14.80. I'm so happy this exists.