This Is Either The Best Or The Dumbest Game Ever

FIGHT CRAB.

How does this game exist? Who got stoned enough, and stayed stoned enough, to make a prototype?

Just look at the description:

In this far-off world, These crabs were granted ultimate strength and intelligence from the generous gods. Using their newfound strength and wit, they armed themselves with human weapons of the finest calibre, and took control of the lands. Immortal beings of unrelenting horror, they cannot be killed with swords or even guns.

"Crabs who have embarrassingly been flipped over onto their shells will have no choice but to submit to the pot," the itch.io description reads.

Why are the crabs fighting each other and not the humans, I wonder? Anyway, just watch the trailer. It's ... it's something.

Fight Crab is out now for $US14.80. I'm so happy this exists.


Comments

    First rule: You do not talk about Fight Crab.

      You are not a beautiful and unique crustacean, you are the same decaying seafood platter as everything else.

    I couldn't play this, crabs freak me the **** out. Like spiders with claws. Nope.

      HAHAHA more like spiders with plated armour.

        Or Kim Jong Crab with his giant rocket paying @braains a visit

        Spiders with plated armour and claws. It's not getting any better!

      Don't ever look up pictures of the spider crab then.

        The coconut crab is my worst nightmare made real.

          Wouldnt Christmas Island during the crab season be your worst nightmare?

            I just looked that up. Now I won't sleep tonight.

            F*** you :P

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