Inject Wholesome Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gameplay Directly Into My Body

Inject Wholesome Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gameplay Directly Into My Body
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After a long day at the work factory, I like to wind down with some feel-good content. While I’ve had to wait an extra few months for new Animal Crossing: New Horizons to hurry the hell up and get released, Nintendo Direct has delivered me just enough wholesome content to tide me over until March 2020.

The latest gameplay reveal is a Tom Nook’s promotional video (shudder) revealing there’s updated graphics on the way along with familiar features and new a crafting system that might become a little tedious.

The crafting system will mean a flimsy axe will set you back five tree branches and a stone, while a flimsy net will put you back five tree branches.

Inject Wholesome Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gameplay Directly Into My BodyImage: Nintendo

It’s a pretty exciting addition to the game, as previously cutting down a tree provided little value other than a making a stool and left the world littered with ugly stumps.

The rest of the Wholesome trailer shows the seasonal changes, a new reward system called ‘Nook Miles’ (always suspicious of shady Mr Nook) and the ability to stargaze.

Crossing rivers is also now a whole lot easier, according to the video, thanks to a genius pole-vaulting idea.

Mr Nook’s video ends with the unveiling of a new photo capture system for when you invite your mates over to your getaway island. It’s so bloody tender.

March 2020 can’t come soon enough.

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  • After I bought New Leaf for the 3DS I swore I’d never play another Animal Crossing game again. I get obsessed for about a month, then I find it dull and never play it again, and I assumed any new game would make me feel the same.

    Then along comes New Horizons and says “Yeah but beautiful and serene desert island! Crafting stuff and gathering things! Place stuff outdoors! Move your villagers tents anywhere! Same-system co-op play! Come onnnn!” and I’m suddenly way too excited. I just want to sit on a deck chair on the beach listening to the breeze and the ocean.

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