The Internet Reacts To That Goose, You Know The One

For most of our lives, we’ve all been ordinary people, content to live ordinary lives and maintain a functional social order. Then, last Friday, Untitled Goose Game came out. Now we are all the goose, a feathered hellion who believes property is theft, and theft of property is good as hell as long as the person doing it is a goose. Our eyes have been opened, our perceptions transformed. Here’s what people are doing as part of the new Goose World Order.

It hasn’t even been a week since Untitled Goose Game came out, but the internet is already aflood with in-game accomplishments that I, even after reviewing the game, didn’t know were possible, as well as tributes to the waddling embodiment of chaos we all now aspire to be. Behold:

love, much like the goose, knows neither laws nor limits pic.twitter.com/PDgZQJS2NB

— create a machine to thrash your own ass (@duderuiner) September 23, 2019

I got a suggestion to use a turbo button controller for the honk button.

I have weaponized this goose. pic.twitter.com/kqID4mOJCD

— Charkie (@charkie) September 21, 2019

we are on a DATE #untitledgoosegame pic.twitter.com/nUhEjG2YAO

— ???? nintendo witch andi ???? (@cryptidcultist) September 23, 2019

not everyone hates the horrible goose pic.twitter.com/xgLmfHzmWc

— John Cullen (@nellucnhoj) September 21, 2019

My reaction to the signs in #untitledgoosegame I'm the best worst goose. pic.twitter.com/QmgKCmdcNF

— Cherisse stans it all (@CherissD) September 21, 2019

Lovable horrible talented goose becomes one-goose-band yet remains underappreciated by ungrateful local #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/k4tOYEArTP

— Muggy Ebes (@LucieEbrey) September 24, 2019

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— I’m Big Sippy | Ea (@EaOlotoa) September 24, 2019

I HAVE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH. THIS IS CENSORSHIP. TWITTER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. pic.twitter.com/AaEKQx9toN

— Charkie (@charkie) September 20, 2019

rip to the gardener, killed by @polimayo on stream pic.twitter.com/6266jQJX3C

— chris person (@Papapishu) September 25, 2019

in case you missed it, I am the horrible goose that lives in the town https://t.co/Z3j7PpV17M pic.twitter.com/nf04YR3LEv

— Daniel Mallory Ortberg (@danielortberg) September 24, 2019

has this been one yet? i love me some untitled goose game. pic.twitter.com/luESJiNIIi

— stop engaging with the goose tweet (@lesbiathan) September 24, 2019

I played this wonderful game over the weekend, and now I still can’t stop thinking about being a horrible goose pic.twitter.com/BZbBqzpldu

— christine! ???? (@kitschchris) September 24, 2019

me: hm should i play more yakuza kiwami or goose game tonight
my brain: neither, draw this instead pic.twitter.com/IrOWUi2qSe

— Kate Ashwin ✨ Last couple of hours on Kickstarter! (@KateDrawsComics) September 23, 2019

Untitled Goose Game a Hideo Kojima game pic.twitter.com/8Gv7DRkNuC

— Jacob Janerka (@JacobJanerka) September 23, 2019

Goose for smash!#untitledgoosegame pic.twitter.com/btGkNC6lnd

— Amy New (commissions open) (@AmyNewBlue) September 20, 2019

My 4 moods as presented by Untitled Goose Game. pic.twitter.com/ShNg4sD4Wt

— Vari ???? (@varimatsu) September 23, 2019

SNAKE; hnngrargggh Colonel, there's some kind of...goose here...

COLONEL: what's that, Snake? A goose?

OTAKON: Help me, Snake! It took my glasses!

GOOSE: *angry honking*

— Puff Imagine Dragons (@jephjacques) September 22, 2019

I think it's important you all know that the honks that made it into the game are just a fraction of what a goose can really do!! pic.twitter.com/hPHmwlJs8w

— Em???? (@emaudible) September 21, 2019

I modded Untitled Goose Game pic.twitter.com/z1QmNndEyD

— MowtenDoo (@MowtenDoo) September 22, 2019

Mods I want for Untitled Goose Game:

1. Goose harasses SF techbros at cocktail brunch
2. Goose disrupts a right wing political rally
3. Goose passes No-Deal Brexit and steals the Mace
4. Goose gets loose in Umbrella Corporation and causes T-Virus outbreak
5. Goose at BURNING MAN

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 21, 2019

Did I cut a trailer for @house_house_'s Untitled Goose Game using @lizzo's "Juice" simply because she says, "Blame it on a goose?"

Of course I did. pic.twitter.com/3MFkmhdszS

— Jeff Ramos (@ohjefframos) September 25, 2019

When you're trying to introduce that you'll be playing Untitled Goose Game, but the Goose is trying to steal the show. pic.twitter.com/VGGWQIrGN2

— It's Me, Lemon ???? PAXAus (@itsmelemon_) September 23, 2019

Untitled Goose Game (2019) pic.twitter.com/pAlqXJAmSk

— Liam Robertson (@Doctor_Cupcakes) September 23, 2019

This whole village was Leave and the goose knows it. pic.twitter.com/7iUkbhuxgE

— ⚫ Lawrence Miles (@Lawrence_Miles) September 22, 2019