For most of our lives, we’ve all been ordinary people, content to live ordinary lives and maintain a functional social order. Then, last Friday, Untitled Goose Game came out. Now we are all the goose, a feathered hellion who believes property is theft, and theft of property is good as hell as long as the person doing it is a goose. Our eyes have been opened, our perceptions transformed. Here’s what people are doing as part of the new Goose World Order.
It hasn’t even been a week since Untitled Goose Game came out, but the internet is already aflood with in-game accomplishments that I, even after reviewing the game, didn’t know were possible, as well as tributes to the waddling embodiment of chaos we all now aspire to be. Behold:
love, much like the goose, knows neither laws nor limits pic.twitter.com/PDgZQJS2NB
— create a machine to thrash your own ass (@duderuiner) September 23, 2019
I got a suggestion to use a turbo button controller for the honk button.
I have weaponized this goose. pic.twitter.com/kqID4mOJCD
— Charkie (@charkie) September 21, 2019
we are on a DATE #untitledgoosegame pic.twitter.com/nUhEjG2YAO
— ???? nintendo witch andi ???? (@cryptidcultist) September 23, 2019
not everyone hates the horrible goose pic.twitter.com/xgLmfHzmWc
— John Cullen (@nellucnhoj) September 21, 2019
My reaction to the signs in #untitledgoosegame I'm the best worst goose. pic.twitter.com/QmgKCmdcNF
— Cherisse stans it all (@CherissD) September 21, 2019
Lovable horrible talented goose becomes one-goose-band yet remains underappreciated by ungrateful local #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/k4tOYEArTP
— Muggy Ebes (@LucieEbrey) September 24, 2019
— I’m Big Sippy | Ea (@EaOlotoa) September 24, 2019
I HAVE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH. THIS IS CENSORSHIP. TWITTER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. pic.twitter.com/AaEKQx9toN
— Charkie (@charkie) September 20, 2019
rip to the gardener, killed by @polimayo on stream pic.twitter.com/6266jQJX3C
— chris person (@Papapishu) September 25, 2019
in case you missed it, I am the horrible goose that lives in the town https://t.co/Z3j7PpV17M pic.twitter.com/nf04YR3LEv
— Daniel Mallory Ortberg (@danielortberg) September 24, 2019
has this been one yet? i love me some untitled goose game. pic.twitter.com/luESJiNIIi
— stop engaging with the goose tweet (@lesbiathan) September 24, 2019
I played this wonderful game over the weekend, and now I still can’t stop thinking about being a horrible goose pic.twitter.com/BZbBqzpldu
— christine! ???? (@kitschchris) September 24, 2019
me: hm should i play more yakuza kiwami or goose game tonight
my brain: neither, draw this instead pic.twitter.com/IrOWUi2qSe— Kate Ashwin ✨ Last couple of hours on Kickstarter! (@KateDrawsComics) September 23, 2019
Untitled Goose Game a Hideo Kojima game pic.twitter.com/8Gv7DRkNuC
— Jacob Janerka (@JacobJanerka) September 23, 2019
Goose for smash!#untitledgoosegame pic.twitter.com/btGkNC6lnd
— Amy New (commissions open) (@AmyNewBlue) September 20, 2019
My 4 moods as presented by Untitled Goose Game. pic.twitter.com/ShNg4sD4Wt
— Vari ???? (@varimatsu) September 23, 2019
SNAKE; hnngrargggh Colonel, there's some kind of…goose here…
COLONEL: what's that, Snake? A goose?
OTAKON: Help me, Snake! It took my glasses!
GOOSE: *angry honking*
— Puff Imagine Dragons (@jephjacques) September 22, 2019
I think it's important you all know that the honks that made it into the game are just a fraction of what a goose can really do!! pic.twitter.com/hPHmwlJs8w
— Em???? (@emaudible) September 21, 2019
I modded Untitled Goose Game pic.twitter.com/z1QmNndEyD
— MowtenDoo (@MowtenDoo) September 22, 2019
Mods I want for Untitled Goose Game:
1. Goose harasses SF techbros at cocktail brunch
2. Goose disrupts a right wing political rally
3. Goose passes No-Deal Brexit and steals the Mace
4. Goose gets loose in Umbrella Corporation and causes T-Virus outbreak
5. Goose at BURNING MAN— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 21, 2019
Did I cut a trailer for @house_house_'s Untitled Goose Game using @lizzo's "Juice" simply because she says, "Blame it on a goose?"
Of course I did. pic.twitter.com/3MFkmhdszS
— Jeff Ramos (@ohjefframos) September 25, 2019
When you're trying to introduce that you'll be playing Untitled Goose Game, but the Goose is trying to steal the show. pic.twitter.com/VGGWQIrGN2
— It's Me, Lemon ???? PAXAus (@itsmelemon_) September 23, 2019
Untitled Goose Game (2019) pic.twitter.com/pAlqXJAmSk
— Liam Robertson (@Doctor_Cupcakes) September 23, 2019
This whole village was Leave and the goose knows it. pic.twitter.com/7iUkbhuxgE
— ⚫ Lawrence Miles (@Lawrence_Miles) September 22, 2019
The Goose needs to be the next fight in the second season of Smash Bros DLC
I think someone needs to test the water these folks are drinking.
Its such a brilliant little game, all the fun and chaos of something like hitman or metal gear solid 5, with none of the bloat
Be the asshole goose you always wanted to be