I'll Sleep Fine Knowing These Pokémon Have Been Retired

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It's been known for some time that Game Freak was sweeping a few of its beloved Pokémon under the rug with the upcoming Sword & Shield. But now that the full list of 'mons facing the cutting room floor has been revealed, I'm not so mad about it.

I get that for some Pokémon purists, having the full National dex is an important part of the experience but with every new set of creatures each game produces, a huge bunch of throwaways are also introduced. Throwaways, for me, are Pokémon so common within the game, you become infuriated at the sight of them. They are a necessary but painful part of the game.

The original throwaways for me, back when I first played Pokémon Blue on my Pichu-themed Gameboy Colour in the early 2000s, were Rattata, Zubat, Tentacool and, to a lesser extent, Pidgey. While they might have been fun to encounter in the earlier stages when I was just starting out with my beginner team, later on, when I was looking to fill out my Pokédex with rarer entries, they made me rage before I even knew what real stress was as a kid. Going into a cave or a grassy patch without a bulk supply of repels became an infuriating task and that impact hasn't lessened on me as I've gotten older.

As more generations of games were introduced throughout the years, my most-hated 'mons evolved from the Zubats of the Kanto region to the Starlys of Sinnoh and the Lillipups of Unova. Sure, they did nothing to deserve my hate other than being common, but I felt they were wasting my precious time with their presence.

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While I came to respect the original Poké-pests and will be somewhat sad they won't haunt me throughout another game, I'm less distraught at the thought of never seeing another Bidoof pop up in Sword & Shield while trying to discover new towns or catch Pokémon with lower instance rates. I know the game will just introduce other common critters for me to hate, as is expected, but at least I won't have to pretend I'm trying to find them all, Woobat included, in an effort to complete my Pokédex — something I haven't really bothered with past the second generation anyway (sorry, Professor Oak and Professor Elm).

Some of the 'mon I'm okay with seeing temporarily binned include:

Zubat

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If I never see a Zubat while walking through a cave without repel on, I'll live a mostly happy existence.

Rattata

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A purple rat who never captured my heart. I've never bothered to even keep one in my starting six.

Poochyena

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This bad boy pooch yapped his last bark.

Taillow

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Fly away, Pidgey fraud.

Voltorb

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Never again will I mistake you for a Rare Candy.

Lillipup

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Lillipups soon became an adorable headache travelling between routes.


Sure, some of the Pokémon that made the cut raise eyebrows (who's ever purchased a plush toy of Stunky or Trubbish?) while franchise favourites, like the first generation starters that even featured in Detective Pikachu, have devastatingly disappeared into thin air. But if it also means never seeing iterations of my least-favourite throwaways ever again as well as making the actual goal of 'catching 'em all' more manageable then I'm grateful for it.

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Comments

    Getting rid of the original starters is fucked.

      No original starters except Charmander and the evolved versions? That's crazy...

        Bulbasaur is my all time favourite Pokemon and in red/blue was the best pick.

    It sounds more like the collection part of this game just isn't your thing, if you havent bothered with it since gen 2 which had 250 pokemon I doubt cutting it down to 400 is going to make much difference to you.

    For some of us collecting all our favourites or completing the Dex was an essential part of the game and its pathetic that the highest grossing franchise in the entire world downgrades when moving to a more powerful console rather than doing what the rest of the game world does and upgrade.

    Imagine if Red Red Redemption 2 went back to the linear corridor design of Red Dead Revolver saying that the PS4/Xbone would take too much effort to create the required resources.

      Wow. You're complaining really loudly for someone who's still going to be buying the game and collecting all of the pokemon available.

        I wont be buying this one because they have indicated that this game is not for me. I was hoping they would go back in the direction I like but they want the game to be shallower so people who like phone games will play it or some such nonsense.

          people who like phone gamesKids.
          Pokemon always has - and always will be - aimed squarely at kids.
          They don't give a crap about people who've been playing the games for 20+ years, beyond mining some nostalgia money out of them and prompting them to introduce the franchise to their kids.

            The first games were designed for kids and were much more challenging and allowed much more freedom.

            Unless Nintendo thinks your average child has become significantly dumber in the last 20 years?

              Looking at the history of pokemon beside that of, say, Mario... Yes, it seems that is precisely the case...

    I won't be buying sword or shield any time soon.

    I was fine with the idea of cutting a bunch of pokémon at the start, but now that I've seen the list I can see they couldn't care less who our favourite pokemon are, and cleared all legendaries because it's easier to balance a game when they aren't in the picture.

    They could have made a survey to ask the fans who should stay, it seriously isn't that hard.

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