Ari Notis
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I’m Going To Play The Shit Out Of Mario Strikers: Battle League
1Wario is a cheater. Sure, that’s part of his notorious personality, but in Mario Strikers: Battle League, he literally picks up the ball (with his hands!) and hurls it toward the goal. I won’t profess to be some sort of expert in soccer. I am, however, pretty certain that’s a violation of every rulebook from…
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Extremely Stylish Shooter Neon White Comes Out Next Week
Neon White, an extremely stylish shooter about exterminating demons as fast as possible, finally has a release date. It’s out June 16 for PC and Switch.
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Stray Won’t Show You The Cat’s Butthole (Probably)
If there’s a cat in your house, how does it typically walk around? With its tail pointed straight up, probably — y’know, like any normal cat. But the feline protagonist of Stray is a bit more modest: He primarily keeps his tail down, at least based on gameplay footage viewed during a hands-off streamed preview…
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Battlefield 2042’s First Season, Out June 9, Might Be Too Little Too Late
Does the saying “better late than never” apply to live service games? Today, developer DICE unveiled “Zero Hour,” the delayed first season of Battlefield 2042, its troubled futuristic military shooter. It’s available on Thursday, June 9. Here’s a trailer: