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  • Mario Strikers Fans Love Shy Guy’s New Existential Crises

    Mario Strikers Fans Love Shy Guy’s New Existential Crises

    Fact: The characters in Mario Strikers: Battle League are enormous babies. Score a goal on Wario and he’ll turn bright red, steam pouring out of his ears. Yoshi will drop to the ground and wail. Don’t even get me started on Peach’s behaviour. Honestly, the only roster member with a lick of sportsmanship is the…


  • Halo Infinite’s Player Stats Problem Is About To Get A Lot Worse

    Halo Infinite’s Player Stats Problem Is About To Get A Lot Worse

    Halo Infinite is more tight-lipped about data than any other modern Halo. Prior entries in the series of shooters allowed you to view your all-time multiplayer stats, including key figures like win-loss breakdown, kill-death ratio, and more. For data-minded players, this info wasn’t just fun to look at — it also served as an essential…