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The Uplifting Tale Of ‘Dildo Face’, A Sim Who Dared To Dream
Life is rough when your parents gave you the name “Dildo Face.” But why wallow in self-pity when you can engage in a little nominative determinism instead, and find ways to make the name Dildo Face work for you?
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When Life Gets You Down, Load Up The Sims 4 And Open A Semen Café [NSFW]
There’s a lot of potential in the mod scene that surrounds The Sims 4. You can tell your Sims not to wash their dishes next to the toilet, give them outfits that don’t suck like the base games ones do, or just make them get naked and have orgies. This week… I tried something a…
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In Fable 2, The Way To A Man’s Heart Is Through Farts
Fable 2 is a weird game. Fable 2 is a Peter Molyneux game. Those two sentences are one and the same. Molyneux’s style of game development is — at least the way I imagine it — to walk into the room where all the designers are, ask them to make something outlandish and nonsensical, and…
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The Fallout 4 Character Who Broke My Heart
I have a thing for broken boys. You know the type. At first they seem strong, even mean, but much like one of those gross chocolates with cream centres, they have a soft heart once you lick your way inside.