Mike Rougeau

  • The Only Reason I Still Own An Original Xbox

    The Only Reason I Still Own An Original Xbox

    Every girl I date seriously must eventually pass a test. It happens at a certain point in every relationship I have; by then she basically knows what she’s getting with me, including my tendency to get weirdly obsessed with things. The bands Titus Andronicus and Belle & Sebastian, for one thing, or Game of Thrones.…


  • The Unknown Curse Of The Immortal Barry Steakfries

    The Unknown Curse Of The Immortal Barry Steakfries

    I’ve been playing Jetpack Joyride for what seems like a long time, but the other day I encountered something so strange and different that it set my mind spinning. It was just a glitch, but it was something that I’d never seen before, and my Googling revealed no forum threads or other users mentioning the…