Tom McKay

“… An upperclassman who had been researching terrorist groups online.” – Washington Post
  • Why Did I Hoard This Shit?

    Why Did I Hoard This Shit?

    If you’re anything at all like me — and God, I hope you’re not — you never throw anything that uses electricity out, and have developed an elaborate series of dubious justifications to explain why it is actually perfectly rational.

  • How To Infiltrate Area 51 Like A Pro

    Amid renewed interest in UFOs following a series of articles detailing strange sightings by U.S. military pilots — and recognitions of those concerns by the Navy — over 1.2 million have signed up for a “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” Facebook event slated for September 20, 2019. Attendees are asked to…