William HughesObscurity — the real stuff, the cryptic, strange magic that can only fester far from the fluorescent light of day — is a wonderful quality to posses. But it’s a hell of a thing to try to describe.
See Games Differently
See Games Differently
William Hughes
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William Hughes
When was the last time a video game secret felt genuinely, well, secret?
If a video game is going to make you repeatedly drug your wife in order to progress, it should at least have the good grace to not make doing so a massive pain in the arse.
If there’s one thing that’s universally beloved about pretty much every Pokémon that isn’t Ryan Reynolds or Meowth, it’s that the weird little god-monsters generally can’t talk. Sure, sometimes you have to field an occasional “Pika” or “BLASTOISE!” from the peanut gallery, but the fact remains that no Pokémon — except, again, maybe Deadpool Pikachu — has ever told a human being to go fuck their own mother.
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