• Wall-E Tried To Warn Us

    Wall-E Tried To Warn Us

    I was sick in bed when Jeff Bezos took his 10-minute trip in a dick-shaped rocket to suborbital space on Tuesday morning, so I tuned out all the fawning cable news coverage proclaiming that this was somehow good for humanity. (It’s not). Instead, I watched something else.


  • My Speedrunning Career Lasted A Bit Less Than A Week

    My Speedrunning Career Lasted A Bit Less Than A Week

    I’m no speedrunner. In fact, I’ve never loved a video game enough to attempt to speedrun it until recently, when I found the PlayStation 2 oddity X-treme Express. But after almost a week of watching my promising attempts slip away at the last second, and feeling my affection towards the game turn sour, it’s safe…